like this tweet and i will assign you a random object in my house
@lupinesays you are a dictionary of philosophy
@anthgmoneystore you are this green m&m mug
@balanchinarinaa you are this vodka bottle with scrunchies on it
@powcampsurvivor you are this electrical plug adaptor
@ByronQuandary you are this caramel flavored espresso shot
@BitterAsianMan you are my newspaper collection
@pennypoochy you are this fluffy blue keychain