Breaking: A double blind RCT from Bovine University in Collaboration with the Hollywood Upstairs Skool of Medicine has found that covering oneself in the blood of Jesus in public is not protective and may in fact be a risk factor for COVID19.



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It should be noted that an earlier study found that covering oneself in the blood of Jesus and giving praise in the sanctity & security of ones own home was associated with a marked decreased risk of contracting the disease.

Researchers say: No more research is needed.
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