One of my kids found a set of postcards in a Spider-Man 3 DVD case and I have several questions
In 2006, we’re people still regularly using postcards? And if so, weren’t those usually for saying “I was at this place! How cool!”

These say “I bought Spider-Man 3 on DVD!” Are they meant to be sent as a SOS?
Perhaps their purpose was conflated with that of greetings cards?
“Happy 10th Birthday!”
“Happy Father’s Day!”
“Sorry for your loss”
“Good luck on your upcoming dental reconstruction!”

or maybe

“Happy Valentines Day!”
And then the criminally underutilized, “Wish You Were Thomas Hayden Church” sentiment we’re always thinking... but never saying.
The backs of them are all the same.

“S P I D E R - M A N tm 3”

These were mass-produced, y’all.

*This was factored into a budget.*
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