Dominoes called me to ask me if their delivery man touched me. And tbh it was the most awkward conversation...

Hello sir did you get your order

- Yes I did

We are implementing a no contact policy, did our delivery man touch you?

- excuse meee?!

Did he touch you?

- Well he didn’t. But I also didn’t know I had the option where he could. It’s been so long!

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