A monkey stole our tomato ketchup today. (From 18th floor).

How’s your quarantine going?

FAQs –

Q: Was he able to open the bottle?
A: Yes he was.

Q: Did he enjoy the ketchup?
A: Yes he did. He was squirting it in his mouth repeatedly.

Q: Did he steal anything else?
A: Yes, a Kinderjoy & packet of pistachios.

Q: What else did he do?
A: He peed in my balcony.

Q: So now, is the balcony his?
A: Yes, he marked his territory. Only one way for me to win it back...

Q: Do you have more tomato ketchup?
A: Yes, we always have ketchup backups.

Q: How did he get the ketchup?
A: He entered the balcony, opened the window, and entered into the kitchen.

Q: Are you afraid of the monkey?
A: Yes very much so.

Q: Is he afraid of you?
A: No I don’t think so.