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A monkey stole our tomato ketchup today. (From 18th floor).
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FAQs –
Q: Was he able to open the bottle?
A: Yes he was.
Q: Did he enjoy the ketchup?
A: Yes he did. He was squirting it in his mouth repeatedly.
Q: Did he steal anything else?
A: Yes, a Kinderjoy & packet of pistachios.
Q: Was he able to open the bottle?
A: Yes he was.
Q: Did he enjoy the ketchup?
A: Yes he did. He was squirting it in his mouth repeatedly.
Q: Did he steal anything else?
A: Yes, a Kinderjoy & packet of pistachios.
Q: What else did he do?
A: He peed in my balcony.
Q: So now, is the balcony his?
A: Yes, he marked his territory. Only one way for me to win it back...
Q: Do you have more tomato ketchup?
A: Yes, we always have ketchup backups.
A: He peed in my balcony.
Q: So now, is the balcony his?
A: Yes, he marked his territory. Only one way for me to win it back...
Q: Do you have more tomato ketchup?
A: Yes, we always have ketchup backups.
Q: How did he get the ketchup?
A: He entered the balcony, opened the window, and entered into the kitchen.
Q: Are you afraid of the monkey?
A: Yes very much so.
Q: Is he afraid of you?
A: No I don’t think so.
A: He entered the balcony, opened the window, and entered into the kitchen.
Q: Are you afraid of the monkey?
A: Yes very much so.
Q: Is he afraid of you?
A: No I don’t think so.
