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It's 3AM & she hits you with "Babe, can I ask you a question...?" I got you covered here, my fellow Kings [Thread] https://twitter.com/PlayboiJxy/status/1246174977415680000
"Do you think Giselle (her friend) is hot?"
Don't lie. You know Giselle is hot because you laugh at all her shit jokes. You also end up holding convos about Fenty & the Kardashians - those are clear-cut signs.
Answer: "She's good looking, but that's about it really..."
Don't lie. You know Giselle is hot because you laugh at all her shit jokes. You also end up holding convos about Fenty & the Kardashians - those are clear-cut signs.
Answer: "She's good looking, but that's about it really..."
"Babe, would you date me if I had no legs...?"
Whatever you do, don't say "No". This is your cue to make an Oscar Pistorious joke...
Answer: "I would but you would lose every argument... literally don't have a leg to stand on"
Whatever you do, don't say "No". This is your cue to make an Oscar Pistorious joke...
Answer: "I would but you would lose every argument... literally don't have a leg to stand on"
"Babe, would you date me if I was ugly...?"
Again, you know this is a trick question. Either you're a superficial bastard (you are) or you're a bad liar. Not a good look.
Answer: "If you were Quasimodo, No. But other than that, I would"
Again, you know this is a trick question. Either you're a superficial bastard (you are) or you're a bad liar. Not a good look.
Answer: "If you were Quasimodo, No. But other than that, I would"
"Babe, notice anything different...?"
Don't blame you for not noticing it. It's probably 2 inches off her hair. At least pretend to think about it. Look surprised.
Answer: Say shit like "Ahh, knew something was different..." or "Can't out my finger on it"
Don't blame you for not noticing it. It's probably 2 inches off her hair. At least pretend to think about it. Look surprised.
Answer: Say shit like "Ahh, knew something was different..." or "Can't out my finger on it"
"Do you think I'm fat...?"
Don't even hesitate. No, you don't pinch her stomach rolls or worse, pinch your fat rolls then compare the two.
Unless your hun is a candidate for "My 600lb life", gaining weight isn't an issue - don't make it one.
Answer: "Thick thighs save lives"
Don't even hesitate. No, you don't pinch her stomach rolls or worse, pinch your fat rolls then compare the two.
Unless your hun is a candidate for "My 600lb life", gaining weight isn't an issue - don't make it one.
Answer: "Thick thighs save lives"
"Babe, do you still speak to your ex...?"
Of course you do. Even if you don't, you're guilty of double tapping those IG thirstraps. You're a dirty motherfucker.
Answer: "It's very platonic. I really wish her the best & hope she finds someone who makes her happy"
Of course you do. Even if you don't, you're guilty of double tapping those IG thirstraps. You're a dirty motherfucker.
Answer: "It's very platonic. I really wish her the best & hope she finds someone who makes her happy"
