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It& #39;s 3AM & she hits you with "Babe, can I ask you a question...?" I got you covered here, my fellow Kings [Thread] https://twitter.com/PlayboiJxy/status/1246174977415680000">https://twitter.com/PlayboiJx...
"Do you think Giselle (her friend) is hot?"
Don& #39;t lie. You know Giselle is hot because you laugh at all her shit jokes. You also end up holding convos about Fenty & the Kardashians - those are clear-cut signs.
Answer: "She& #39;s good looking, but that& #39;s about it really..."
Don& #39;t lie. You know Giselle is hot because you laugh at all her shit jokes. You also end up holding convos about Fenty & the Kardashians - those are clear-cut signs.
Answer: "She& #39;s good looking, but that& #39;s about it really..."
"Babe, would you date me if I had no legs...?"
Whatever you do, don& #39;t say "No". This is your cue to make an Oscar Pistorious joke...
Answer: "I would but you would lose every argument... literally don& #39;t have a leg to stand on"
Whatever you do, don& #39;t say "No". This is your cue to make an Oscar Pistorious joke...
Answer: "I would but you would lose every argument... literally don& #39;t have a leg to stand on"
"Babe, would you date me if I was ugly...?"
Again, you know this is a trick question. Either you& #39;re a superficial bastard (you are) or you& #39;re a bad liar. Not a good look.
Answer: "If you were Quasimodo, No. But other than that, I would"
Again, you know this is a trick question. Either you& #39;re a superficial bastard (you are) or you& #39;re a bad liar. Not a good look.
Answer: "If you were Quasimodo, No. But other than that, I would"
"Babe, notice anything different...?"
Don& #39;t blame you for not noticing it. It& #39;s probably 2 inches off her hair. At least pretend to think about it. Look surprised.
Answer: Say shit like "Ahh, knew something was different..." or "Can& #39;t out my finger on it"
Don& #39;t blame you for not noticing it. It& #39;s probably 2 inches off her hair. At least pretend to think about it. Look surprised.
Answer: Say shit like "Ahh, knew something was different..." or "Can& #39;t out my finger on it"
