ROZHENKO: A KLINGON MUSICAL

I am not throwing away my gagh
I am not throwing away my gagh
You know I'm just like my father
It's death before dishonor
And I'm not throwing away my gagh

You know that I'm an officer on the Rotarran
And I'd love to brag but my skills are barren
The problem is i'm a lot of spit and no shine
Tryna prove myself to everyone else and that's fine

etc etc

I am the
A L
E X
A N
D
E R
We are Klingons, we!
But honestly I think I'd rather be
Anything else besides a warrior, see,
But my dad gets really mad by my human-ity