Thread by @hels, God I wish this were a haunting allegorical novel and not realityhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/style/coronavirus-honeymoon-stranded.html [...]

God I wish this were a haunting allegorical novel and not reality https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/style/coronavirus-honeymoon-stranded.html

They’re the Last Couple in Paradise. Eventually, It May Bankrupt Them.

Surrounded by a fleet of staff, who are also stranded, one couple is trapped in an eternal honeymoon in the Maldives.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/style/coronavirus-honeymoon-stranded.html

Mostly I’m amazed that the whole staff is still being forced to pantomime their jobs! Let them just hang out at the hotel! You don’t have to have fifteen waiters waiting on these poor stuck idiots!

Oh my god https://twitter.com/blindbuster/status/1246793054301966337?s=21 https://twitter.com/blindbuster/status/1246793054301966337

https://twitter.com/blindbuster/status/1246793054301966337?s=21

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