1/ Video/photo thread:

Went to a fun and bizarre amusement park in Sichuan today, called LuxeLakes Water City 麓湖水城.

The indoor stuff was closed but the outdoor activities were open and masks were scarce.

Here& #39;s the park layout. Look close for "Twitter Forest" – no idea why
2/ Had a lovely picnic and posed for the dozens of passersby that asked
3/ Before hitting the amusement craziness itself, I fell asleep in the warm grass and awoke to what I& #39;m pretty sure was a miniature alpaca.

#DavidAttenborough please confirm
4/ This is 小蜗, who calls me 小美. He is the kindest 6-year-old who ever lived. Always has cookie crumbles encircling his mouth. (Empty cookie container in hand.)
5/ Here& #39;s me strapped in and a brief pan of the rope-course area.
6/ Here& #39;s a friend who could not get across a rope course because she could not stop laughing. Listen to her. We don& #39;t know what came over her.
7/ I stumbled into what looked like a PLA team preparing for a raid, but it was just some nerds geared up for high-tech laser tag. But those guns! As an American, you don& #39;t instinctively assume they& #39;re fake.
8/ One of the commandos shooting at an opponent behind a bush
9/ Same friend that couldn& #39;t stop laughing on the ropes couldn& #39;t stop laughing on a slide and she crashed and buried her iPhone in sand.
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