I’m hoping I’m preaching to the converted here.

I’ve been going on an almost daily walk around the park nearest to me since the lockdown happened. I’m out for about 30 minutes, avoid being near anyone.

Parks are going to get closed because selfish pricks congregating around benches and sunbathing. Everytime someone is sitting on a bench to chill out, others have to divert their walks/runs/cycles.

If you’re doing this. Stop being a cunt.

This all ends sooner if we stick to the fucking rules. It will be more bearable if they don’t have to close the parks because you’re a fucking dick.

There is no polite way of saying this now.

Also, less people will die!!!