That’s how I tweeted “ who’s in Abuja,I’m bored” one faithful Friday & this came to my dm and asked where I was and I told her Zone 6. She said if we could club together that night & I said ok. “ I stay at gwarinpa,just let me know when you’re ready so I can meet you up” she said

I went through her media one more time to check out all her pictures and they were explosive. Big boobs and a touch of bumbum with some savage tweets to her name. I concluded she was gonna be fun to be with. I had just 50k and I calculated how it was Gina be spent that night

Around 11pm,I called her “ Hello Cynthia, where you at,I’m ready”& she said she was on her way. 2 minutes later she called back and asked which club we were going to and I told her Sofa lounge . At least make I go where them sabi me Incase anything wan sup. “I’m coming” she said

I got to Sofa lounge and waited for about 25 minutes and I didn’t see her. I collected one bullet cause I didn’t wanna touch the 50k. Next thing,a waiter came and told me that I needed to buy a drink cause I won’t just occupy a table with a can of bullet. I told him I was waiting

For someone to come that he should give me some time & he said ok and left. I called Cynthia again and she picked up and said she was close. She was close she was close & another 30 minutes had passed.The waiter came again and said “someone is taking this table sir “I was like

Right now I had no choice. “Oga can you bring the menu” I said

Hennessy vS : 25k
Hennessy VSOP : 35k
“Can you bring Vs please” and the guy said ok.

Omo 25k gone & 25k left.

Immediately he brought the vs,Cynthia called and said she was outside . I asked her to come inside

When she got inside,Local man was not really impressed,but the club light and music didn’t make me pay attention to the details I saw on twitter .

“Finally I’ve met London used “ and we both laughed. Omo this babe turn Hennessy twice 2 times & bottle don go down already

“Why this babe dey drink like say nah food ..nah one bottle I budget o. Which kind problem be this “I said in my mind. Omo the next thing she picked a call and said “you girls should walk inside and you’ll see me”

Me: who’s that

Cynthia : oh,my friends. I asked them to come

Tag 5 people and give me 100 retweets let’s continue

That’s how her friends came inside to join us.

Cynthia: meet my friend London,London meet Anabel, Jenifer and Blessing

Me : so freaky .You all are beautiful

We all laughed

Anabel: your name is London? You live in the Uk or what?

Me : nah, I’ve only lived in Kuwait

That Anabel that’s a devil started speaking plenty English. “the drink is down already and I don’t even like this place . Can we go to Moscow from here “ & the rest of them agreed.

Cynthia : London lets go to Moscow nah ?

Moscow???with my 20k that’s left ? God please I need u

I started texting my @slim_toni . Bro abeg where you dey? Wahala dey o. Long story,but abeg you for come Moscow now abeg or transfer 50k give me.

Toni: my app no dey work o. Nah just cash I dey with. Give me like one hour I go meet you there cause I dey kubwa like this

Me : but you sure say you dey come abi ?

Toni : sure I dey come . Just collect Wetin you wan drink for there I go meet you very soon .

Me : ok girls, let’s go to Moscow and fuck shit up tonight .

Anabel was already tripping for the boy cause I neegah had good vibes

Let’s go

We got to Moscow,but the price list was different. Hennes VSOP was 50k but based on Nah twitter babe,I didn’t want to fall my hands to prevent timeline dragging

“Can you bring one Hennesy please “

I called Toni again “bro where you dey,I don order oo

@Slim_toni : coming