Thread by @london_used, That’s how I tweeted “ who’s in Abuja,I’m bored” one faithful Friday [...]

That’s how I tweeted “ who’s in Abuja,I’m bored” one faithful Friday & this came to my dm and asked where I was and I told her Zone 6. She said if we could club together that night & I said ok. “ I stay at gwarinpa,just let me know when you’re ready so I can meet you up” she said

I went through her media one more time to check out all her pictures and they were explosive. Big boobs and a touch of bumbum with some savage tweets to her name. I concluded she was gonna be fun to be with. I had just 50k and I calculated how it was Gina be spent that night

Around 11pm,I called her “ Hello Cynthia, where you at,I’m ready”& she said she was on her way. 2 minutes later she called back and asked which club we were going to and I told her Sofa lounge . At least make I go where them sabi me Incase anything wan sup. “I’m coming” she said

I got to Sofa lounge and waited for about 25 minutes and I didn’t see her. I collected one bullet cause I didn’t wanna touch the 50k. Next thing,a waiter came and told me that I needed to buy a drink cause I won’t just occupy a table with a can of bullet. I told him I was waiting

For someone to come that he should give me some time & he said ok and left. I called Cynthia again and she picked up and said she was close. She was close she was close & another 30 minutes had passed.The waiter came again and said “someone is taking this table sir “I was like

Right now I had no choice. “Oga can you bring the menu” I said

Hennessy vS : 25k
Hennessy VSOP : 35k
“Can you bring Vs please” and the guy said ok.

Omo 25k gone & 25k left.

Immediately he brought the vs,Cynthia called and said she was outside . I asked her to come inside

When she got inside,Local man was not really impressed,but the club light and music didn’t make me pay attention to the details I saw on twitter .

“Finally I’ve met London used “ and we both laughed. Omo this babe turn Hennessy twice 2 times & bottle don go down already

“Why this babe dey drink like say nah food ..nah one bottle I budget o. Which kind problem be this “I said in my mind. Omo the next thing she picked a call and said “you girls should walk inside and you’ll see me”

Me: who’s that

Cynthia : oh,my friends. I asked them to come

Tag 5 people and give me 100 retweets let’s continue

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That’s how her friends came inside to join us.

Cynthia: meet my friend London,London meet Anabel, Jenifer and Blessing

Me : so freaky .You all are beautiful

We all laughed

Anabel: your name is London? You live in the Uk or what?

Me : nah, I’ve only lived in Kuwait

That Anabel that’s a devil started speaking plenty English. “the drink is down already and I don’t even like this place . Can we go to Moscow from here “ & the rest of them agreed.

Cynthia : London lets go to Moscow nah ?

Moscow???with my 20k that’s left ? God please I need u

I started texting my @slim_toni . Bro abeg where you dey? Wahala dey o. Long story,but abeg you for come Moscow now abeg or transfer 50k give me.

Toni: my app no dey work o. Nah just cash I dey with. Give me like one hour I go meet you there cause I dey kubwa like this

Me : but you sure say you dey come abi ?

Toni : sure I dey come . Just collect Wetin you wan drink for there I go meet you very soon .

Me : ok girls, let’s go to Moscow and fuck shit up tonight .

Anabel was already tripping for the boy cause I neegah had good vibes

Let’s go

We got to Moscow,but the price list was different. Hennes VSOP was 50k

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“Can you bring one Hennesy please “

I called Toni again “bro where you dey,I don order oo

@Slim_toni : coming

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