maybe i just wanna put my head under taehyung's comfy shirt and live there. just. faceplant right into his soft belly and exist.

would also koala hug his legs and cry into his kneecaps. i'm above nothing.

i hate f**t more then ANYTHING in this world like if you know me you know f**t are literally the Original Sin. but you know what. I love him so much I would hug taehyung's f**t I WOULD KISS HIS FUCKING T*E

i would hold taehyung up over the city like fucking baby simba and say DONT YOU EVER HURT HIM THIS IS MY BABY I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOULS FOR BREAKFAST IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HIM

i would make him breakfast lunch and dinner n feed him in front of the tv so he never has to stop dancing, i will clean, i will take yeontan out to poop, i will pay the bills, i'll answer his phone, he has NO responsibilities I WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM

wait no i'm not done tae has really pretty legs so i want to massage them n put lotion on them to keep him all baby soft n smooth then give him a big fluffy pillow to cuddle around like a babie sloth :( fuck off i'm so sad rn