Thread by @archtaeology, maybe i just wanna put my head under taehyung's comfy shirt and [...]

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archtaeology

maybe i just wanna put my head under taehyung& #39;s comfy shirt and live there. just. faceplant right into his soft belly and exist.

would also koala hug his legs and cry into his kneecaps. i& #39;m above nothing.

i hate f**t more then ANYTHING in this world like if you know me you know f**t are literally the Original Sin. but you know what. I love him so much I would hug taehyung& #39;s f**t I WOULD KISS HIS FUCKING T*E

i would hold taehyung up over the city like fucking baby simba and say DONT YOU EVER HURT HIM THIS IS MY BABY I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOULS FOR BREAKFAST IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HIM

i would make him breakfast lunch and dinner n feed him in front of the tv so he never has to stop dancing, i will clean, i will take yeontan out to poop, i will pay the bills, i& #39;ll answer his phone, he has NO responsibilities I WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM

wait no i& #39;m not done tae has really pretty legs so i want to massage them n put lotion on them to keep him all baby soft n smooth then give him a big fluffy pillow to cuddle around like a babie sloth :( fuck off i& #39;m so sad rn

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