time to stir some shit up
the people are very angry at me lol
the most surprising thing is that people think i'm desperate for free golf and not, idk, grass
some nice ladies have come in to defend me at last
gonna see if i can get my defenders to renounce me
might go break in and post a picture of myself planting a tree
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