I never wanted to become this person but ... could we maybe all agree to pass each other on the left when we're on our one daily walk? I spend my whole frikken time trying to avoid people coming at me from both sides. We need to be sensible or we'll stop being allowed out at all

Oh, and while we're at it, could we also agree that if you're in a family group and you don't even attempt to go single file when someone is coming towards you you're an absolute c*nt.