I never wanted to become this person but ... could we maybe all agree to pass each other on the left when we& #39;re on our one daily walk? I spend my whole frikken time trying to avoid people coming at me from both sides. We need to be sensible or we& #39;ll stop being allowed out at all
Oh, and while we& #39;re at it, could we also agree that if you& #39;re in a family group and you don& #39;t even attempt to go single file when someone is coming towards you you& #39;re an absolute c*nt.
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