All these idiots sunbathing and sitting down relaxing in public outside spaces are going to get us all put in to total lockdown like Italy/Spain and then they’ll be whining that they miss outside.

Stay at home and stop bending rules all the time.

I read mumsnet and it’s full of “I let my kid ride a scooter next to another kid” or “I drove ten miles to a beauty spot, is this ok?”

OH MY GOD STOP GOING OUT STAY INSIDE AND GO FOR A SHORT WALK OR RUN STOP TAKING THE ABSOLUTE PISS.

We’re shielding so aren’t leaving the house except to walk the dog. The longer everyone bends the rules the longer we’re going to be in this hellscape. Stop trying to find loopholes; there are no loopholes, you’re just an idiot.