WHY TECHNOTWT WOULD SURVIVE THE LONGEST IN A DESERTED ISLAND: A THREAD (?)

-Very resourceful, can make threads about fashion with 3 frames. Would be able to keep morale high.

- Used to starving so food wouldn't be an issue

-Very determined, would survive with sheer will

-Extremely dumb, would not even realise their on a deserted island and would be blissfully unaware

-Nice and supportive, would help each other out instead of cannibalising each other

-Would probably start a community there

-Stupidly optimistic and used to getting let down so morale would hardly take any damage at all

-Used to crying, can easily work together while crying which increases productivity and since crying makes you feel better, we'll be able to vibe and cry

-We don't need a government to operate as a community so we'll be less efficient but won't need to depend on a figure head

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