Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine" we have a special Cheap French Edition as a fellow in Roussillon tried to cross the border on foot to buy cheaper cigarettes in la Jonquera. He ended up falling in the river and needed to be rescued https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming"> https://twitter.com/aleixrenye/status/1246711637098352642">https://twitter.com/aleixreny...

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine", an upstanding member of society was caught because he was driving at 5x the legal alcohol limit and got stuck at an automated toll gate in Martorell as he didn& #39;t have a Via-T transponder https://twitter.com/mossos/status/1248240131368275968?s=19">https://twitter.com/mossos/st...

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine" Iocal police encountered a tunic-clad group outside performing Satanic rituals (for Easter?) in "unintelligible" language. All were fined and summarily told, "Seriously guys, what in the fuck of fucks?" https://twitter.com/Policia_MiR/status/1249340863450353665?s=19">https://twitter.com/Policia_M...

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine" Catalan police stopped two guys that were "totally freakin& #39; out man" as upon searching their car, 4.6kg of green bud was found in a suitcase wrapped in plastic as the massive dank gave it away. https://www.gerio.cat/noticia/1164300/dos-detinguts-per-dur-4-5-quilos-en-cabdells-de-marinuana-i-saltar-se-el-confinament">https://www.gerio.cat/noticia/1...

Today on "NOT Detained for Breaking Quarantine": Former Prime Minister of Spain, Mariano Rajoy because laws, are for the dipshits stupid enough to obey them. https://www.publico.es/politica/alarma-rajoy-salta-confinamiento-ejercicio-calle.html">https://www.publico.es/politica/...

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine" a couple was found alongside the AP7 highway picking asparagus (it is the season afterall) and when asked for ID, the guy attacked the agent. All this in the name of asparagus... https://twitter.com/mossos/status/1250112131330199553?s=19">https://twitter.com/mossos/st...

Today on "Detained for (Faking Being Police and) Breaking Quarantine" a turd of a human being posed as a cop in France and "fined" someone 900€, in cash, for being out during quarantine. Via @nucleair
https://www.lindependant.fr/amp/2020/04/20/confinement-un-faux-policier-interpelle-pour-avoir-extorque-900-lors-dun-controle-dattestation,8854412.php?__twitter_impression=true">https://www.lindependant.fr/amp/2020/...

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine", the mayor of Badalona! Not only was he arrested while out driving, but was drunk and attacked one of the police arresting him. Politicians, keeping it classy AND on brand. https://www.naciodigital.cat/noticia/200962/psc/demana/dimissio/pastor/arran/seva/detencio/albiol/sabater/ja/es/postulen?rlc=p1">https://www.naciodigital.cat/noticia/2...