You& #39;re confused and insecure. I& #39;m good at projecting confidence and this is a good opportunity to raise my social profile. Thread.
First of all, something banal, but described in quirky language, y& #39;all!
But is that all? No folks, let me lay my wisdom on you, because you know you& #39;re a bit thick and shouldn& #39;t be trusted. Here& #39;s something basically true.
And now for a vast exaggeration of some minor fact to make you feel like I& #39;m being super insightful and you& #39;ve never realized the true shape of the world! Wow! Thanks Jonas!
It& #39;s just like this hilarious gif I spontaneously found!
I don& #39;t have a Soundcloud but you should find a way of worshipping me. Maybe I& #39;ll say something that makes me sound righteous but costs me nothing? Or you could buy my friend& #39;s Avengers-themed paper dog collars on Etsy, the proceeds are donated to the CIA!
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