It's Toronto but you can't say it without anyone outside the GTA exploding into outraged cliched babble.

It can't be Ottawa, the only place where distancing controls violate personal space because everyone who exists there is dead inside by definition.

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That's why they skate to work. That concrete canal is all they have.

Calgary is obviously your absurd
Throw-away joke option - the most wrong answer.

It's total opposite (decency, compassion, soul, classy, right side of history) must be the correct answer.

Voila: Vancouver.
Oh you said WORST CITY!

I read it as BEST CITY/best Canadian city.

Wow. How did I read that so wrong.

This is awkward.
(OBVIOUSLY IT'S CALGARY)
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