Thread by @sadgirls420, Been looking at umineko via lorge tv bc bf is also watching [...]

Been looking at umineko via lorge tv bc bf is also watching taking pics with my phone is easier to shitpost (ongoing thread)

Anyway this thing having talking points about capitalism and billionaires before it was in the current zeitgeist,, i was told it was a lat 00s thing too. Transcendent

Sad!

Welcome to my fuckhouse

Me trying to explain to other people why i dont enjoy working from home

Maria is the only person with any rights and is the most relatable character so far im going to sleep

I misread this as fuckin house

Major event happened, won’t say anything bc i know mutuals just started but basically

Ppl talking about being cooped up inside.... truly the right reading material in these isolated times

I keep thinking of “your vibes, sir” textpost with the servants

Why no one talking about the sacrifice thing in that etipaph when they pontificate what happened lol

I’ve been holding back character judgements bc anyone can be fuccy at this point but man do i Hate Eva shw rubs me the wrong way,each time she says something I gotta speed through the scene lest I let my rage build up i do not recall the last time I got this way with a character

And its not a “i think this character is a bad person” thing or a “i wish shed be taken down a peg” its just i dont like being reminded she exists lmao i feel like now that i said this somethings going to happen thats going to make me eat my words or smth and yall going to laugh

CHESS METAPHORS

Smth happened bc i spoke last night looool

Ah a flesh bud

DIDNT LNOW THAT WAS IMAGES THAT PROCEEDED UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

battler said the Fuck word

“People die when they are killed”

FINALLY,,,, i’ve been waiting for them to remember to gottdamn epitaph loool

What,

I

Okay

Whats going on lmao

Whomst?

Watched some last night before passing out;

This part felt like those old spice commercials look over here now look again im actually here lol

This is some kingdom hearts “to feel is to be human” “then it must take incredible strength” shit

“Begone thot”

S AY FELLAS DID SOMEONE ME TNION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS

Kanon be like... im not like the other teens i am intellectuel.. i listen to ReAl MuSiC...... i differ......

Thought of “non fat? Exploding wolrd?? What the fuck”

Absolute. Mad lad.

Battler and beatrice bout to have a game of “prepare to be owned” “no... (pheonix wright pose) it is YOu thst will be owned”

Trying to understand umineko timelines got me feeling like im looking the “jeremy bearimy” timeline from the good place

Bf made an attempt to explain

Me any scene where rosa is being a bad mom

That arthur first meme from like.., 2016

Took pic to share that im setting the mood by drinking tea irl and then thought the pic wasnt clear enough now im nvrm going to share anyway

Also. This is supposed to be in the 80s? Yet beatrice out there sporting a very late 00s/2010 look with that cropped jacket and tutu skirt. I had had 70% of that outfit in college lmao

I read more last night but didnt take pics but i got to everyone at the dinner table going “whomst???” Also kanon tellinng shannon not to be horny bc horny kills and shannon like idk sounds like a personal problem you have and hes like shit ur rite,

Too lazy to actually make this image but imagine (low quality image of zoomed in rll close beatrice eyes with small comic sans saying “party time”)

SORRd..... the only blade known to man

I love hows just him standing there and its silent for what feels like a solid minute and then,,, sword lmao

[TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU]] Nothing personel........

Im losing it,,, this is wild yall

Beatrice

battler sharing his theories

If red is truth the story so far couldnjust be a mass halluciation how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real

It takes a very high iq to follow along

Me: sorry i dont have 5th dimensional thinking
Bf: dont worry by the time you finish, you WILL

This pumped up music started as he started explain and im like what is this pheonix wright shit is he about to point and t hen

Im fuckig

Everytime i hear this song in the bg i know battler about to pop off

I noticed george in the center looking like hes happily third wheeling in this convo and now its hard to take seriously dnfkfkjkjkjjjjk

Ok so like, explanation time, when i first started reading we were reading it outloud and i on a whim decided to read all of george’s lines in a mickey mouse voice so my brain is just going like “(mickey mouse voice) hey guys”

Bf, imitating alex jones voice from recnt video, saying, “i will EAT my NEIGHBORS im not letting kids die” as i do a literal spit take irl

You either skate or die dude.... SKATE or DIE,

george says to do crimes

Yall... need a hand?

Mfw watching the second tea party

That was some saw shit im so glad this is a visual novel now lmao

“Hempel’s boys 420” - @Pacifist_Elk

Similar energy

(Ominous shield forms around Kumasawa after getting attacked)
Me: (jokingly) haha is this some surprise sans undertale shit or smth
(Kumasawa transforms into witch we met earlier)
Me:

Beatrice did 9/11

I jokingly made “haha nice symphogear reference” several times this scene but im fuckogn losing it now

Umineko is a very influentual piece of media;,

Just unloading a load of BS (big soldiers) on my enemy

At the scene where old beatrice and battler talking about “you can tell if tv is magic or not until you look inside” and i went “haha is this schrodinger cat stuff” hit next and then lmao