Not going to lie @Morrisons, quite excited to see what’s in the box. (Hopefully not Gwyneth Paltrow)

BREAD! (I’ve not had bread in ages, but what a treat!)

I spy carrots and a cabbage.

No, @Morrisons, thank you. This is the most fun I’ve had in a couple of weeks.

Kitchen roll.

The white bag of mystery shifted and there’s treasure underneath.

Soup and beans! Are Morrisons subtly nudging my behaviour towards beans on toast?

PASTA! Rice.

Quilted too. You’re spoiling me Morrisons. Does someone at head office have a crush on me?

Onions.

Saved the best bit to last. The white bag of mystery and wonder.

Just for the ASMR fans. The white bag of mystery and wonder rustles.

Uh... Gwyneth?

(Thankfully) not Gwyneth. Butter. Cravendale milk. Pasta sauce.

Ham and cheese. Morrisons are nudging me to a Croque monsieur.