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For every like I’ll describe a time I got my ass beat or overall got a weird ass punishment from my parents
When I was 6 I peed in the bed twice in one night so the second time my mom changed me and made me sleep right back in it...and my dad beat my ass.
The summer before I turned 9 my parents discovered my “premium channels” habit on Comcast...so they made me mow every lawn on the block to make the money to pay for the bill
In 3rd grade I was supposed to be helping run this lil rock candy fundraiser at school...long story short I ran off w $27.
My parents couldn’t prove I stole it but assumed I stole it out my granny purse. Dawg my pops put a timer on and beat me for 27 minutes. Mom watched lmfao
My parents couldn’t prove I stole it but assumed I stole it out my granny purse. Dawg my pops put a timer on and beat me for 27 minutes. Mom watched lmfao
Senior year when I got caught selling candy (fuck that 6th floor teacher) but STILL ain’t fold when I got suspended, my mom made me pay for dinner at redsmoke for her my siblings and my then new stepdad at the time and all of his kids too.
sophomore year me and the bros was in the car was my dad otw back to his crib and my mom called on speaker bitchin. I huffed ONE TIME and my pops freaked out. We went to Meijer, came home, he calmly put the groceries down and Beat my ass. Punched me in the foot when I was down
4th grade I punched this kid for calling me a girl cause of my first name. No one ever calls me it not even teachers or my parents. So I asked my mom if I could change it. She made me write a 300 word essay on the importance of my name and importance of being a JR.
Aye freshman year I tried to fail outta Cass but ms green plotted w my mom ms Phillips and the rest of my teachers to just give me D’s (deadass this happened dawg) so I would still have to be stuck at cass and I still had to go to summer school.
I came home summer after freshman year and my mom asked me to help look for the title to my stepdads car.
I told her he probably had it with him. Two minutes of back and forth later she stabbed me with a fork in my stomach and it stuck.
Bro had the title in his car the wholetime
I told her he probably had it with him. Two minutes of back and forth later she stabbed me with a fork in my stomach and it stuck.
Bro had the title in his car the wholetime
When I was 10 I was supposed to start park baseball. But during spring break me and my brother used my bats to break holes in the wall at this one house cause..why not?
My pops kicked my ass and took me to first practice but wouldn’t let me get out the car. We never went back
My pops kicked my ass and took me to first practice but wouldn’t let me get out the car. We never went back
Yo when the summer right before I turned 8 I got caught burning the carpet so my mom made me walk to the library and read every kid and teen book that had to do with carpentry.
And then write an essay on how to lay down carpet.
And then write an essay on how to lay down carpet.
Summer 05 for punishment I was sent to Selma to spend the whole time with my great aunt and great great granny on the same plantation my family came from.
My return greyhound bus ride I shared my seat with people fleeing from Katrina.
My return greyhound bus ride I shared my seat with people fleeing from Katrina.
Summer 03 I went to go see my aunt in bellflower, CA. She can’t cook. I tried to hide the food I ain’t eat on my plate under her decorative candles.
She called my dad. I kid you not, he was on speaker screaming at me while she gave me a whopping per his permission. Bad month
She called my dad. I kid you not, he was on speaker screaming at me while she gave me a whopping per his permission. Bad month
9th grade when I got caught tagging on the riverwalk the cops brought me to my moms crib. When I walked in my dad punch me in the chest so hard dawg lmfao. Then my mom shaved my head, with “feminine care” razor. I still had to go to school after that. I have pics
We had a professional development day meaning no school. This had to be like, 2nd grade deadass. I did every one of my chores but mop the kitchen. When my mom got home she made me scrub the kitchen and dining room w a toothbrush
And buff the wood floor in the living room.
And buff the wood floor in the living room.
I got a laptop for Christmas 9th grade my parents told me to make sure I do all my homework first. After getting those failing grades back at Q3, I got home and realized my mom took my laptop battery. Literally never got it back for that computer. Got a Mac in 2013.
My mom made me sing in the choir til I was like 9. One day I said Fuck practice and walked to the store. I guess they was looking for me cause when I got back practice was over but my mom beat me in her car before we left. She ain’t have tints at the time.
