hey everyone welcome to *looks at smudged writing on hand* dakota’s no sleep thread

I have nothing to do but drop random shit in this thread so enjoy

Fear is entirely based on extreme leg counts....Eight legs, spider. Complete absence of legs, snake. Hundreds of legs, public speaking.

anything can be considered a boomerang until it doesn't come back

even though there are 7.53 billion people in the world there are only 366 birthdays