365 days of hating reg

day 1: she starts wod depression and i don’t like being sad. live laugh love, smile more, be happy, stay positive, happiness only, positive thoughts allowed only

day 2: too short

day 3: all reg knows is mint chip, obscurely thinking it’s good, telling me i have no flavor when she’s the one eating toothpaste ice cream, eat hot chip and lie.

day 4: old

day 5: did not score a single bingo on my anna nation bingo

day 6: did not congratulate me when this reached 10 billion views

day 7: reg said her fav chocolate was MILK with her whole chest when dark is right there... no words truly

day 8: when i met reg she looked up at me from way down there bc she’s short right and yelled “ew i hate you, you don’t deserve ocho” then took my snacks, kicked me off the curb and ran

day 9: she’s too pretty for this world and is so amazing it’s not fair

day 10: is a bobarista yet where is my free boba