I can't imagine how much harder it's been for the eligible bachelors of Twitter to find a safe place to masturbate to our pics away from the wifey
"what are you doing in there with the water running for 20 minutes"
"just washing my hands honey"
... you know it actually might be good cover come to think of it
"just washing my hands honey"
... you know it actually might be good cover come to think of it