I want to make a "ways of seeking vengeance without going to jail after you been done dirty" thread
make some cat food tacos, put some hot sauce in the shit stir fried with some vegetables he won& #39;t notice the difference
take his license plate sticker tag off and play the waiting game, it& #39;s a $200 ticket
Put nair in his beard shampoo
mash up some dog food and use it as panko for fried chicken since he wanna be a dog
xbox? hide the controller. ps4? throw away all the cables
DELETE HIS 2K CHARACTER, RESET THE WHOLE GAME
if you really really hate him and suspect of any cheating, poke that boy magnums with a needle
Don& #39;t shoot the messenger lmao I wouldn& #39;t do none of this shit but i know females who would
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