Thread by @EggNatty, Lord forgive me but I’m back on my bullshitNat’s mystic messenger lets [...]

Lord forgive me but I’m back on my bullshit

Nat’s mystic messenger lets play!

- Gonna start with casual route, maybe do a deep route next time if y’all want (?)
- Haven’t played this since 2018 Christ
- Will tag all spoilers

God the MUSIC is nostalgic shit do be hittin different after 2 years huh

I SKIPPED THE INTRO BY ACCIDENT NOOO gotta restart now

Oh yeah just as a heads up I’m not aiming for a specific route here, just gonna go with the flow of the game and such

MMMMMMM THE FUCKINNGG G MUSICJCIC

Forgot how cryptic this was ngl

Fuck turns out if I leave the app it resets so gonna be posting from my iPad for a little bit since I’m playing on my phone LMAO the shit I do for u people

I HATE THE LOUD BEEEEEP ACKKK

Yoosung is my least favorite but still,,, felt this

The gang b like: yo who’s the random bitch in the room

Just got a random heart with seven dude this isn’t ur route

OMG ELIZABETH THE THIRD LOVE HER

Just got a heart with zen

Zen keeps calling me cute sir u tryna start something

POOR JAEHEE BABY ITS OKAY

Ann e ways v showed up

The boys are bickering

Love how v is like “ok she is here come join our cult”

“And rika is no longer here with us”

WE GANNNG

Also first chatroom time and I’m already being attacked

If I hiss at him will he go away

Seven: lmaooo ur bank account got hacked
Me: ok gonna hang up
Seven:

Oh fuck apparently next chatroom opens up in like 15 min and I kinda wanna stay up and do it but at the same time a bitch needs sleep it’s two am

OH FUCK NEXT CHATROOM WITH THE QUEEN JAEHEE MIGHT ACTUALLY STAY UP

The things I do for pretty ladies

Miss jaehee ily but I gotta be honest if it isn’t the due date than it’s not the do date

Damn that was a quick room

bedtime for me I guess

Me talking to yoosung VS literally anyone else

Also jumin and I are vibing a little too much sir I’m sorry but this route AINT ABOUT YOU

The boys are bickering pt 2

Yes

I hate this game

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY TOO HARD

Also I KEEP EARNING POINTS WITH JUMIN AND IM LIKE HHHHNNNGGG NOT YOUR ROUTE SIRRR

“Go to bed early.” It’s 2 in the afternoon bro???

ME RN CHECKING MYSME BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO KEEP DOING HOMEWORK

If he keeps this up this is gonna become the Nat bullies yoosung letsplay

YOOO FUCK DID THE SERVERS CRASH AGAIN

Nvm we back + lowkey helpful advice cause I got an interview tomorrow lmao

Also back on my “yoosung shut up” vibes rn

Ahaha

jaehee making me act up lowkey

Mystic messenger characters b like: bitch I stg you BETTER have eaten so help me GOD

Like I just finished a y**sung chatroom and a jaehee call and both of them were like “EAT LUNCH U WHORE”

Bro he hates cats idk if this is gonna work

Bro he hates cats idk if this is gonna work

FIRST EMAIL LETS GOOO

I got a call from yoosung and just didn’t pick up fuck that bitch

Seven do be spitting facts tho

I got hearts flying across my screen and a hourglass after that response what does this mean

Also ouch this shit hurted

He really said “heard you talking shit”

Also first email completed let’s go

“Jaehee Kang has entered the chatroom”

I want yoosung to please shut the fuck up bitch I will PAY YOU to be quiet

NOOO FUCKKKK I GOT A BROKEN HEART WITH JAEHEE NONE HIT ME UP RN

I GOT ANOTHER SHE KEEPS GETTING MAD

I can’t escape art history can i

IM SORRY BOY I-

Ok I got a broken heart after this but I cannot tell for the life of me if it was for yoosung or jaehee f

Also at this rate I have a feeling I’m gonna end up on zen’s route which is lowkey annoying cause I did his route first back in 2017-18 and got the good end but hoping I can shift to jaehee,,,

IS SHE OK

LMAO god I hate yoosung

My only flex

“Hope you expose yourself to more artworks” Shut the fuck up old ass

Also look at this success I’m just so popular like that

Also look at this success I’m just so popular like that

OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED ITS DAY 4 DONT I GET MY ROUTE NOW SHIT

Hahaha that’s mad funny what ever made u think that???

IM ABOUT TO GET MY ROUTE FUCK

YESSSSSS WE DID IT REDDIT I GOT MY FUCKING WIFE

I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK I WAS GONNA GET HER CAUSE I GOT A SHIT TON OF HEARTS WITH ZEN AND I FELL BACK CAUSE SHE GOT THOSE TWO BROKEN HEARTS ON THE THIRD DAY BUT CHERITZ SAID NAT RIGHTS

Just realized the first chatroom opens around 1:20 and my ass was like “oh maybe I’ll go to bed early tonight start my spring break right” but I guess that’s not happening

I STAYED UP FOR A WHOLEASS HOUR JUST TO TALK TO THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE MYSME DOIN ME DIRTY LIKE THIS LET ME SPEAK TO THE WIFE

~~Possible spoilers for Jaehee’s route beyond this point~~

I love Jumin but why is he being such a shit

FUCK I INVITED THE LONGCAT CAUSE FUCK YEAH CAT BUT I GOT A BROKEN HEART I CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSE

Suffer whore

I got another BROKEN HEART WITH JAEHEE but then got a heart??? What???

Just gals being pals

EVERYTIME I STAY UP TO HIT THE FIRST CHATROOM ITS ALWAYS FOR THIS FUCKER GO AWAY I DO NOT WANT YOUR SHIRMP PEEN

Gn I am THE NUMBER ONE yoosung anti on twitter

SHES SO CUTE BRO

Also can Jumin like not for five seconds please give a bitch a break bro

I DIDNT MEAN IT FUCK ANOTHER BROKEN HEART

Ahaha guys why the screen black

(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

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JAEHEE IM SO :(((

This makin me

GOD IVE BEEN REALLY BAD WITH CHECKING MM TODAY I MISSED LIKE THREE CHATROOMS AND I GOT 10 UNOPENED EMAILS CHRIST

Jaehee is so fucking done and honestly me too queen tf

Good morning

(SPOILERS)

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UMMMMMM

(SPOILERS PT 2)

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V IS GONNA FUCKIN DIE YO

The stress

Imagine bending your back over for a cute girl only for her to call you a friend

Imagine bending your back over for a cute girl only for her to call you a friend

Also I WILL continue to bully yoosung @ max I’m sorry but it’s what he deserves

Also why is this such a fucking mood

Flexin

Fucked up the last few emails tho rip

I DECIDED TO NOT CHECK MM FOR MOST OF RHE NIGHT AND NOW I CANT SLEEP AND SEE THIS SHIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Time to figure out what that shit means and catch up on every chatroom ever

(SPOLIERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

SHE REALLY SAID FUCK JUMIN LIVES DAMNNN

(SPOILERS: YOOSUNG ?)

I’m all about bullying the blonde but like,,, is he okay,,, bro,,,

Seeing the 10th day chats out of context is mad funny

(SPOILERS ?)

HE ACTUALLY STOLE THE DAMN CAR IM-

hi the party is today and I just woke up pray that I can speedrun these last few chatrooms in time

MM speedrun edition

UM EXCUSE ME WTF

(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

Lots of tension the boys are bickering pt 3

PARTY TIME

LETS GOOO

Wish life was this easy like if someone just asked u for advice and you can simply press a button

(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

JUMINS FACESJJSJSJS

(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

are u fucking kidding me

(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

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(SPOILERS: JAEHEES ROUTE)

P L E A SE

FUCK YEAH GOOD END

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