I am watching Gossip Girl for the first time from the beginning so everyone PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THE END OF THE SERIES

Also Georgina is the literal worst and so is Blair

Ok I guess I apologize for disliking Blair I’m assuming she becomes a better person as this show goes on

ALSO TOTAL CURVE BALL THAT SERENA SUPPOSEDLY KILLED SOMEONE?????

Georgina is the DEVIL

Also.... Dan and Serena’s parents need to get it together they are like moody teens

BLAIR REALLY WENT FOR GEORGINAS THROAT WITH THE BOARDING SCHOOL MESS I LOVE HER I AM SOLD

Chuck and Blair are end game I am in love

I take back what I said about Chuck and Blair they will obviously find each other later in life

Also Serena and Dan being stuck in an elevator together when they obviously have ish to work out is so obvious

Blair legitimately can not handle being the front and center of attention at all times and it is TOXIC. Serena’s first instinct is always to protect Blair but Blair’s first instinct is always that Serena is trying to overcome her

I’m over Dan he is annoying

I think Chuck is my favorite character and I truly don’t know how to feel about that

Dan and Nate’s friendship.... wow didn’t know it did that

Yo Nate coming to Jenny’s rescue because she is a naive 15 year old is IT

Oh jk he’s into her I don’t like that

Chuck telling Blair he’s afraid that it’ll be so serious when they get together and knowing neither of them is ready yet? Incredible. AMAZING. I LOVE HIM.

Ballsy move by little J to sabotage a charity dinner

Jenny really tied herself to a self sabotaging model big yikes (also does she know she’s 15?)

Nate is going to turn his dad into the FBI..... Frick

Also what is the big deal with Bart having files on them all it’s not like he’s doing anything about it

CYRUS REALLY IS IT FOR THE WALDORFS

I cannot believe Chuck Bass is dead.

Also I HATE Lily and Rufus together and I will die on that hill

Ok I meant Bart Bass is dead. But Chuck might as well be because he clearly is tormented by this.

Lily adopting Chuck is wholesome content 15/10

Okay the whole Rachel-Dan issue is cringe and it’s primarily because she literally made a comment that she would go for it if the circumstance was different? I hate that for there to be accountability with how inappropriate that “friendship” was there had to be a rumor.

Rufus telling Dan that a teacher meeting a student who isn’t even in her class after hours and not at school is inappropriate and him resisting that just furthers the point.

I HATE DAN HE IS LEGITIMATELY SO ANNOYING

Georgina is BACK and as long as she takes care of this fraud issue I’m ok with it

Also Lily is a psycho but that’s now new news - maybe now Rufus will finally stop dating her

I’m ready for Chuck and Blair to get together PLEASE GOSSIP GIRL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO LOVE

Oh my God they’re GRADUATING send help

Serena is wearing her tassel in her hair and not wearing a cap.......? Why????

HE SAID HE LOVES HER JENNY IS QUEEN GEORGINA IS BACK SERENA AND DAN ARE BONDING LILY AND RUFUS ARE ENGAGED WHAT WHAT WHAT

Wow college is wild for these kids. Blair sucks at fitting in and Dan is dating Hillary Duff???? Also Lily and Rufus’ love child?? Insane.

Blair manipulating Chuck was a BAD move.

Ok it’s been a few days sorry, my boyfriend was here and I have been trying to make my Sims fall in love

Nate and Serena is the pairing I needed

I cried when Chuck cried about his dad, oof

Dan and Vanessa was obviously coming so this is interesting

Dude Jack scammed Chuck with his mom (is she even his mom lbr) this guy cannot get a break

What I really don’t get is how Lily and Rufus are married and she is STILL acting like she has to hide things from him... like grow up and communicate with your husband

Chuck literally broke Blair with this hotel thing and I am..... angry

Also I hate Jenny lol there is no redeeming her

Dorota’s wedding

Dan and Vanessa breaking up because she applied for the program and etc. is awkward

Also Jenny. Once again. the WORST.

OF COURSE DOROTA IS HAVIGN THE BABY WHEN BLAIR IS FINALLY READY TO GO BACK TO CHUCK

CHUCK NO JENNY NO SERENA NO BLAIR NO DAN NO HELP EVERYTHING IS BAD

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE WHY IS JENNY SO BROKEN SHE RUINS EVERYTHING JUST LET CHUCK PROPOSE

I’m exhausted. Literally so exhausted.

GEORGINA IS NOT PREGNANT THIS IS ALL A LIE WTF

CHUCK OH MY God SOMEONE SEND HELP I AM NOT OKAY

HE LOST HIS MEMORY BUT HE ISNT DEAD I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

I am so thankful that Chuck is not dead I care about nothing

Also this baby is definitely not Dan’s but it’s too late now

Omg Juliet’s whole scheme getting exposed was RIGHTEOUS

Blair and Serena both being single is a nightmare for everyone around them lol

....Chuck declaring war is something else. I honestly almost hope Blair goes down???

This feud is so tense. And obviously rooted in love.

Juliet has GOT to go. She gives me anxiety.

Holy frick she got caught and I actually feel bad

Wait.... all of that and she’s not even with Colin??? Are you kidding me

Why are they all so hell bent on ruining Serena

.....everything makes sense now. She loved Ben. Her mother is insane. This is horrible.

LILY IS THE PROBLEM SAY IT LOUDER SHE IS THE ISSUE

Eric and Elliott broke up?? SHOOK.

Ben is a LOOSE cannon and I don’t like his storyline so I would like for him to disappear

Also I’m into the Blair-Dan friendship

If the friendship becomes romantic I hate this show

Blair denying how tired she has is a huge mood

Serena falls in and out of love so fast I have whiplash

Blair and Dan kissing ruined my life.

LILY CONFESSED HOLY FRICK

Also honestly I love Chuck still, his brooding desire to protect everyone around him is off putting yet noble

Chuck just got violent that Blair is engaged.... I am very worried about him.

Also Serena is being so toxic goodbye

RUSSELL KILLED AVERY?!

Blair and Russell on the rooftop is scary

CHARLIE

Blair and Chuck BUT THE PRINCE IS WAITING

Georgina becoming a trophy wife is my favorite subplot yet

Chuck loves Blair so much he is letting her go and I am WEEPING

Serena literally takes every single summer for herself and it never goes as planned LOL

OH MY GOD CHARLIE IS FAKE

If Blair actually marries Louis I’ll scream (but also feel bad??)

BABY WALDORF WHAT

Dan and Blair’s friendship just straight up makes me uncomfortable

:(((((( baby isn’t Chuck’s

DAN OWNING UP TO HIS BOOK YESSSSSS

Ok so obviously this new gossip mag is a problem

And who is this WOMAN who is the editor?? No thanks

I’m over the drama associated with Charlie’s character also very annoying

Frick. And I can’t believe Louis is paying Chuck’s therapist??? Big insecure energy

Chuck apologizing for everything has me in hysterics. If they don’t end up together I want a refund.

Wow literally no one can come to upper east side without becoming an extortionist and/or involved in blackmail. Charlie’s random ex proves that theory.

oh my God Nate taking over the Spectator this does not feel right something bad is going to happen

Ivy/Charlie’s ex showing up and exposing her but her managing to cover it up is incredible

BLAIR!!!! CHOSE!!!! CHUCK!!!!!!!!

we get it Serena you still love Dan

THE CAR ACCIDENT NO SOS IM NOT OKAY

ok also knew Blair had to lose the baby somehow to end up with Chuck but if that’s the case then why is she still with Louis

you’ve got to be kidding me is she really going through with the wedding when she looks like she’s going to cry every time she talks to Louis???!!!

Lily and Rufus finding the real Charlie but her not realizing is QUALITY writing

Blair’s wedding

LOLA IS AT THE WEDDING AND SHE IS THE REAL CHARLIE OMG OMG OMG

I am heartbroken. This wedding is a sham. Louis is trash.

If she runs away with Dan I’m going to throw up

IS GEORGINA REALLY GOSSIP GIRL??? No that can’t be

Wow watching Louis become the bad guy is not a turn I expected

The Dan and Blair plot line is over played and I’m done with it

I can’t believe Lola figured it out... carol is SCREWED

Serena could have ended up with Nate Archibald and she keeps choosing Dan and that is the most continuously infuriating part of this show

I guess I’m also over the Chuck and Blair dance. There is literally nothing stopping them now. I am TIRED

Blair and Dan is so

Chuck paid Blair’s dowry

Serena being Gossip Girl and upset that she made Lola into the new center of attention is so ANNOYING

Also why does everyone have a surprise parent?? Chuck?? Lola?? Who’s next?!

If Jack is Chuck’s dad we have officially crossed the bridge from fun twists to ridiculous drama

BART BASS IS ALIVE? IS THIS A JOKE

Diana literally sucks so bad and Blair is starting to irritate me again

Ok hear me out.... Dorota is Gossip Girl.

I literally can’t believe Blair is going to Rome with Dan. I am ready for them to break up.

Blair chooses Chuck and Bart ruins it all. I’m FED UP.

Ok second theory - Lily is Gossip Girl

Serena pls don’t start using again :(((

OH NO I STARTED SEASON SIX

Lily and Bart is a literal joke. Lily and anyone sucks. I hope they take her down in this final season.

Wait something just occurred to me - did any of them ever graduate college?? Or is that phase of life just.... over? Like graduation should’ve been a big deal right?

LOL Blair’s reporting being the one person from high school that wouldn’t take her garbage is my favorite

Wtf is going on in this Sage and Steven situation

omg she’s his DAUGHTER??? an even BIGGER wtf

Did Serena really just say no to Blair for something I hate this

Why are all the main characters at odds? Did the writers get bored? Dan vs Rufus? Blair vs Serena? Chuck vs Bart? What the frick

Gross Lily slept with Steven I hate her

Ok Sage sabatoging Serena and also finally ending the Dan-Blair friendship is the greatest thing that’s happened this season

Also - how are these people ALWAYS stealing eachother’s phones?! This is clearly an early 2000s show because you could literally kill some people before separating them from their phones now

Dan and Serena had to get back together somehow but this is kind of boring

Can’t wait to figure out why Charli is still on this show!!!!!

This last season feels SO rushed but I just realized there were only 10 episodes so that explains a lot

WILLIAM IS BEHIND THIS???????

RUFUS COMING IN FOR THE WIN WITH THE THEFT

Ivy really played herself

Chuck saying “we can’t be together” with 3 episodes left in this show is NOT the energy I have spent the last 2 months of my life watching this show for

Once again - Serena could have had Nate and chose Dan. I am flabbergasted but I guess this is how it has to be.

Blair finally crushed it and all it took was for her to channel her inner headband

DAN ARE YOU BEING FAKE WTF

Why can’t they ever have a normal Thanksgiving :// these poor people

SOMEONE PLEASE LMK HOW LILY IS ACTUALLY THE WORST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW

Steven is definitely a big trash can too tho

Oh Dan..... you finally had her and you ruined it for yourself

NATE PUNCHED DAN. Poor little lonely boy.

Nate’s continued relationship with a high schooler being totally ok with everyone makes me uncomfortable

I have this terrible feeling that Bart is going to have Lily killed

OH NOT LILY HES TRYITN TO KILL BLAIR HELP HELP HELP

Nate’s dad showed up for him at prison

Dan wanted Serena to think that he wasn’t afraid of him but now he’s lonely and friends with Bart Bass..... yikes

Legitimately the only plot line I have cared about for six seasons is Chuck and Blair so wtf is this madness that he’s going to Russia

My roommate just reminded me that Gossip Girl is going to be unveiled in the next (last) episode and I realized I truly don’t care who it is, I ONLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK AND BLAIR

They are coming for Bart at his celebratory gala and I’m READY for the anxiousness to overcome him

Omfg Chuck’s plane

CHUCK IS AT THE GALA EVERYONE OH MY GOD

Bart Bass coming back from the dead is legitimately the worst thing that ever happened to these people

Serena moving to LA??? Pls no

GET HIM CHUCK!!!!!!!

Bart Bass’ “I wanted to make you into a man” speech every time he tries to hurt Chuck is toxic masculinity at its finest

I AM STARTING THE FINAL EPISODE EVERYONE SAY A PRAYER

Also Gossip Girl final guess - I think it’s either Dorota or Lily. Or maybe Jenny? Oh help.

BART IS DEAD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

I cannot believe this final episode is going to be a manhunt for Chuck Bass

Serena read the chapter and she came to see Dan I’m not surprised but lol at least one storyline is finally wrapping up

Spousal privilege is NOT how I wanted them to get married wtf!!!!!

FINALLY

WHY IS WILLIAM STILL HERE NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM

Omg is this episode going to end in their wedding

William is a Grade A GARBAGE CAN. Poor Ivy. I never thought I’d say that but oof.

Honestly William is more irrelevant than Dan and THAT’S saying something

IF JENNY IS GOSSIP GIRL THEN I AM RIGHT

Wait what if it’s Dan....? No it couldn’t be? But could it???????!!!!!

Those two random knock off girls from Constance are so annoying

A WEDDING THEYRE HAVING THE WEDDING

There are FIFTEEN minutes left and I have NO ANSWERS

MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

DAN IS GOSSIP GIRL WTF

I NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE THIS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Everyone speculating about how they never knew is honestly hilarious

“Gossip Girl is dead” I DONT LIKE THIS

IS THIS DAN AND SERENQ’S WEDDINF SJEIFODNBDISJSA

Things I’m mad about: William got away with it
Other questions: Ivy starring alongside Olivia??? Nate running for mayor???

Wow I can’t believe it’s over.... gossip girl’s final monologue was unnecessary tbh

WELL GOODNIGHT EVERYONE XOXO GOSSIP GIRL I CANT BELIEVE IT IS OVER GOINF TO UNMUTE ALL THE CHARACTERS NAMES NOW

Okay here is the final gift I bestow upon this thread (in 2 parts) - 3 minutes of me finding out who Gossip Girl is.

Part 1: the intro