I support this.

Gaguhan this financial aid program eh. Oi wait, I also submit FAP since this is just the admin jerking itself off by claiming to help but actually early campaigning. https://twitter.com/kehgandahan/status/1246635516226764800">https://twitter.com/kehgandah...
Also this program is really gaguhan lang.

First, Duterte and his minions make papogi announcement na everyone will get financial help. Woo galeng galeng.

Then andami pala conditions and exemptions. In short, not everyone will get financial aid.
But were those exemptions made clear in their papogi announcement? Of course not. Eh Di lalo sila pumanget.

Aside from calling it an epal name inspired by the epal alalay, they left it for the LGU & barangay to explain it to angry mobs why not everyone is qualified for cash aid
And you know what that does? It erodes the trust and support people have for their local leaders.

In one swoop, Duterte and his loyal alalay made it seem like the local leaders are untrustworthy and keeping the money.
My dad works for the baranggay and since that fucked up announcement, they deal with this every day.

“Baket hindi ako kasali sa bibigyan?”

Brgy officials proceed to explain about quotas and exemptions and conditions not mentioned in announcement.
“Ha?! Pero sabi ni Duterte lahat magkakaroon! Ilabas nyo yung pera.”

So paano yan? Eepal ba ang super alalay para kunwari ayusin ang problemang sila naman ng matandang inutil ang may gawa?
Nagkakamatay na, nagugutom na mga tao mas kinarir nyo pa end game nyo.

Talagang garapal na epalan na eh no? Wala man lang pa-subtle effect.

Para pag nag thank you mga tao sa S/AP kala mo bigay ni alalay
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