Terrifying personal quarantine story. You may vomit. Next tweets not for the faint of heart.
I was getting ready for a long run w baby in stroller today
Missed breakfast. Thought I& #39;d start it out with a running gummy
One leftover from a while ago in my pouch. I pop it in my mouth

Weird how did so much coffee grounds get in here let me go spit it out...
Weird why is it when I& #39;m spitting into the sink all that is coming out is ants

my mouth was FULL OF TINY ANTS
Naturally I kept calm because i couldn& #39;t move my teeth or swallow for obvious reasons and so instead I gagged splashed water in and spit out more and more and more and more ants

When I thought I got them all out

I felt more
Finally they were all out

I used Listerine it didn& #39;t help the feeling because it was in my head and I am scarred forever
So I ran and ran and ran and tried to get away from it and well I& #39;m going to have a new kind of nightmare tonight and for the rest of my life that is all.
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