what’s up with cheese curds though why do they squeak between your teeth

every connoisseur knows that the best cheese curds are the ones you get at a gas station in the middle of nowhere in Quebec from a sketchy-looking basket by the register

this man gets it https://nationalpost.com/news/toronto/why-the-cheese-curds-in-toronto-dont-squeak-a-national-post-investigation/amp?__twitter_impression=true