DM me a #QuarantineConfession, and I& #39;ll post it anonymously in this thread. What& #39;s something you& #39;ve realized from all this? Something you regret not doing before? Someone who you& #39;re thinking of who you maybe shouldn& #39;t be?
"I am actually as well adjusted as I thought I was, and it wasn& #39;t just the illusion of stability. Everything is, more or less, fine"
"I love my husband but it’s hard when we both work out of a tiny apartment, in the same room. I feel even worse with all these tweets like “I actually *like* my partner lol” as if being frustrated being around them 24/7 with no break means I dislike my spouse. Ugh."
"Having my parents make dinner every night is fucking great."
"I really want to send a message to my ex-girlfriend in order to know if she is okay with this Covid stuff. She now lives in France so I don& #39;t know what& #39;s going on with her.

#QuarantineConfession"
"I am increasingly worried we never go back to normal, and that future is too horrible to contemplate."
"Downloaded dating apps for the first time ever, at the worst time ever. I just put my face in a girls breasts on our first date. This quarantine is a doing odd things to my libido"
"I& #39;m discovering that this working from home thing has made me more productive... and I can switch out of my VPN and on to Twitter whenever I fucking want. Why the hell would I want to go back to the office when I& #39;m in my sweats and the bathroom is 15 feet away???"
"Being freed from deadlines and pressure related to work has made me more present with my wife and family which has been good."
"I am less pessimistic about all of this than most and it surprises me because I am definitely not a half glass full person in general."
"Confession: I like hard nipples and soft dicks."
"I think Ben Sixsmith is a genius and I regret not hiring him immediately on a lavish contract"
"My boyfriend isn& #39;t giving me as much sex as I& #39;d like"
"Confession: Daan van den Ham is a hot piece of ass."
"Quarantine confession: I& #39;m afraid that I& #39;m going to lose people all the time"
"Quarantine confession: i don& #39;t actually want to die. at least not like this"
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