Getting white girl wasted and watching Winter Soldier. Still mad about Nat's center part/flat iron.

Not mad about Cap's shoulder-to-waist ratio, though. 




Did someone have to repaint Cap's shield after the boat shemozzle or...??
OH HELLLLLLL YESSSS. MOTHAFUCKIN ELEVATOR, KIDS.
Does anyone wanna get out??????????
MAGNETS, HOW SO THEY WORK???
GODDAMMIT STEEB ROGERS DO NOT JUMP OUT OF THAT ELEVATOR-
You never f*ckin listen.
You never f*ckin listen.

Oh NOW you wear a helmet on a motorcycle?
His flips are gymnastic level and I always want him to flourish when he sticks the landing. 10/10.
HEY SITWELL! *I'M* TWEETING ABOUT THIS GUY.
Now you know.
Now you know.
That's a really fresh scar for 5 years old. Maybe buy some bio oil instead of hubba hubba, NAT.
Robert Redford. Yes?
When Winter Soldier tried to ex Nat five years before, do you think he was rocking the eye makeup then? Or is this a new lewk for him?
RIP shopping malls
