So in 2018 I made the mistake of befriending a pigeon and tbh it’s been a literal shit show ever since

There’s been nests

And ... not nests?

And I’ve tried being a good vegan and letting them live but then the parents abandon them?!?!?

...MORE THAN ONCE

So I tried the whole fake owl thing... LOL NOPE

So I gave up and went on vacation at which point I learned that vegan me was indeed responsible for the dead babies

So of course I let them live but holy shit (literally)

So after all of that I decided ain’t no pigeon going to boss me around and I bustard out the hot water and disinfectant and ripped up the AstroTurf

But like who wants an ugly concrete balcony so I decided to test my luck at round 2 and it looked cute for a hot sec

Until winter hit and the fucking birds trashed the place

OH YEAH LETS NOT FORGET ...

So anyways today I decided this summer will be MY SUMMER. Quarantine will allow me to stand guard and ensure the pigeons do not over take...

So I spent a few hours scrubbing and completed maybe 1/3 of the balcony

And just when I go inside the shower and take a quick break

So anyways I ordered this thing and I hope it works better than the old amazon trash

...stay tuned?