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So in 2018 I made the mistake of befriending a pigeon and tbh it’s been a literal shit show ever since
There’s been nests
And ... not nests?
And I’ve tried being a good vegan and letting them live but then the parents abandon them?!?!?
...MORE THAN ONCE
So I tried the whole fake owl thing... LOL NOPE
So I gave up and went on vacation at which point I learned that vegan me was indeed responsible for the dead babies
So of course I let them live but holy shit (literally)
So after all of that I decided ain’t no pigeon going to boss me around and I bustard out the hot water and disinfectant and ripped up the AstroTurf
But like who wants an ugly concrete balcony so I decided to test my luck at round 2 and it looked cute for a hot sec
Until winter hit and the fucking birds trashed the place 
OH YEAH LETS NOT FORGET ...
So anyways today I decided this summer will be MY SUMMER. Quarantine will allow me to stand guard and ensure the pigeons do not over take...
So I spent a few hours scrubbing and completed maybe 1/3 of the balcony
And just when I go inside the shower and take a quick break
So anyways I ordered this thing and I hope it works better than the old amazon trash
...stay tuned?
