So in 2018 I made the mistake of befriending a pigeon and tbh it’s been a literal shit show ever since
And ... not nests?
So I gave up and went on vacation at which point I learned that vegan me was indeed responsible for the dead babies
So after all of that I decided ain’t no pigeon going to boss me around and I bustard out the hot water and disinfectant and ripped up the AstroTurf
But like who wants an ugly concrete balcony so I decided to test my luck at round 2 and it looked cute for a hot sec
Until winter hit and the fucking birds trashed the place
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So anyways today I decided this summer will be MY SUMMER. Quarantine will allow me to stand guard and ensure the pigeons do not over take...
And just when I go inside the shower and take a quick break
...stay tuned?