It’s gonna be all lies stills
I have to snap to figure out my left from my right
I’ve travelled to 4 different states in America
I have Arachnophobia
Spiders creep me out g
I don’t like tomatoes but I love me some ketchup(in moderation)
I eat pizzas and burgers with a knife and fork
I have an unhealthy collection of silk+velvet durags
I don’t like phone calls or voice notes and 9/10 I won’t answer/ listen to them, please text me
I ate my twin in utero
I drink water WAY TOO MUCH
I’m an artist and an amateur animator
I enjoy reading
I can’t swim even tho I live on an island
I own like 20+ plain black shirts and I just cycle through them
I smile way too much
I’m always horny
I thought all breasts had milk in them and the first time I had sex I asked the girl where the milk was and it’s safe to say she never had sex with me again 😔
Almost had sex with a transsexual once
I’m VERY BAD AT MATH IDK HOW I PASSED IT
I have nothing else to add lmaooo
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