me feel like making one of them pick one tings dere what u guys think
n mine actually gonna have nice choices bro cuz is me n me ongl like nice tings
THE TIME HAS COME
which one of these neutral toned beds r u gonna hop out of n turn ur swag on hmmmmmmmmmmmm👀?
you take a look in the mirror n say "what's up?" but which mirror is that exactly
after sayin whats up u gotta go brush your teeth, which sink r u gonna use?
ok so you're done brushing and you take a moment to decide if you're gonna have a bath today or a shower, which is your bath?
the decision seems to be a difficult one, so you leave the bathroom for now to think harder while sitting on THE CHAIR, all the best rooms have THE CHAIR...which one is your chair????
while sitting on your beautiful chair that is quite uncomfortable and is only there for the aesthetic, you look out at your view...what do you see?
woops its already 8:30 and work starts at 9, there's no time for a bath so you have to take a shower, which is your shower?
woah that shower was quick, now you run downstairs to go make something to eat, which stairs do you run down????
you take a moment to admire you're console table display at the end of the stairs...which is yours?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the kitchen
and with your OCD you made sure everything is in its place, which organized pic is u???
welp, you made your food and realized that miss rona is in town and you actually work from home now so you guess its finally time to use that breakfast nook you put in for the first time since you always eat in your room..which is ur nook??
you reach the nook and realize you made the food and have it in your hands...smh go for a plate you weirdo!
woops, plant break pick a plant
after all that plant picking and plate finding you settle on going to your living room to vibe out...which is yours?
damn you dont wanna mess up the living room tho, lets go outside, what does your outside view look like?
yeah yeeah, your view is nice or wuteva but what's the furniture lookin like doh👀
and yes, yes you do have a pool but which is yours?
can't have a pool without a seat...which is yours?
your green thumb got carried away...how carried away did you get?
and to compensate for such a white and or neutral house you allowed one room of color🤢, which is yours?
and you even let them get away with having a pink bathroom too
realized the pink they chose wasnt up your alley and showed them this one instead...
and just when you thought the room and pink bathroom was enough...THEY WANTED WALLPAPER BRO...
the wallpapers you showed them INSTEAD
well at least you can add your own decorative flair to their room so you wont feel too bad about the fact that it doesn't match your house AT ALL ...
and i mean you could pick a door too for your house you know👀
a cool lighting fixture maybe???
just like the Virgin Mary you're with child, now pick your baby Jesus's nursery
oh no Jesus is a girl woops pick a girl nursery instead
but look here now, we forgot the guest room quick QUICK PICK ONE QUICK
and ofc they have to have their ooooooooooooown en suite cuz u dont want them using yoooooooooooour bathroom do you👀
and just like that your child is now a teen, time really does fly when you're choosing guest bathrooms...what does her room look like now???
2 years passes, she gets a tumblr and realizes her room isn't like all the tumblr girls's and seeks your help to choose the coolest one which do you choose????
I hope you chose the right one cuz now she wants that huuuuge gilded mirror they all have...which one are you ok with her having??
she wants her room to have some cool cozy feature...tumblr-esque ofc,uk for the vibes n ting which feature does it have?
and after all that decorating, the money-sucker decides she wants to move tf out, throw a classy "she's leaving (FINALLY) party"
ooouuuu what dress u finna wear doh???
idk why all them dresses had some yellow in them come again...
u put on the dress n go downstairs n realizing u doing the most so you come back n change cuz them fools never come dressed TO IMPRESS, so what u wearing now
ok but ur heels dont have 2 b lame...come come pick one
ok but heels arent always comfortable so you walk around for a bit so everyone saw u in them, THEN you went and put on some cook sneaks cuz u only like cool sneaks PERIODT so which pair u pickin???
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh maybe u didnt pick the right ones pick AGAIN
i mean you could pick a different hairstyle that vibes with ur sneaker fit better
ok ok maybe u want braids or color or idk maybe u r caucasian 👀
and ofc we cant ignore the short haired cool girls club that I will be apart of soon 👀
pick an eye-makeup u cant do but since ur daughter FINALLY leaving u gonna dweet so everyone can see
by the time you finish change ur dress, shoes, hair and ethnicity at this point probably...the party done bro😂 so you n ur pet just buil in ur nice empty house, which is your pet?
n just like dat, due to rona plane tickets cheap cheap and u have friends in law-enforcement so u good, where u fly off to first???
no man this take too long, I'll add more stuff another time or make a new one bye byeee🥰
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