Writer's room for a show where the twisted fan theories are actually true.
"Can we have them go on a vacation this season?"
"Well, the whole family has secretly been dead since the bike accident in the first episode, so that wouldn't work."
"Oh, you're right. Dang. Never mind."

"Would it make sense for them to go to the movies?"
"Well, this is all a dream sequence the main character is having since they got shocked in the season finale of season 1 and have been in a medical coma..."
"Couldn't they imagine a movie within the dream sequence?"
"Of course."

"How would we draw the main character drunk or high?"
"Remember, their pupils are dilated because they never recovered from that chemistry accident. It isn't just to make them stand out. So make sure the bloodshot capillaries in their eyes are in the same place as anyone else."

"Welcome to the team, Brayden. It's time we let you know that the main character has been dead all along."
"What? I thought I'd be writing for a snappy Disney Channel original series."
"No, Brayden. Main character's been dead all along. It's a twisted metaphorical psychodrama."

"You've been fantastic for us, Jim. 15 years. Sad to see you go."
"Well, every road ends somewhere. I know Brayden will be great."
"By the way, don't tell anyone that the main character never survived the fall in the 1st episode."
"Of course not, Dave!"
"Just had to mention it!"

"Well, MAD MEN has finally come to a close. Anything more you'd like to say, Matt?"
"It's never explicitly mentioned, but the show takes place in an alternative 1960s where the Central Powers won World War I, but everything else happened exactly the same. We drop lots of hints."

"Also Don Draper is dead in the first episode. He jumped from his office onto the pavement. That's what the title sequence explains. The "couch" is actually in the mortician's office. Also, Don manages to survive the fall to become D.B. Cooper."

God, this thread bombed lol