I'm starting to think Tom Nook is a predatory lender.

Moreover, why am in paying for bridges out of my own pocket? To I get to charge the weird horse a toll every time she crosses MY bridge?

No? Then chip in, horse. You too, chicken.

Also, the game wants me to talk to my neighbors, but half the time they're like "Hmm, you again? Are following me? Ha ha ha [animal pun]." And it makes me want to yell "LOOK MONKEY, I'M ONLY TALKING TO YOU FOR THE MILES!"

I have a variety of issues, is what I'm saying.

That's not even mentioning the tendency of said neighbors to walk up like, "Here, have a lamp" or whatever. I don't need a lamp. I have a lamp! Give me a table to put it on it don't give me a lamp at all, chicken.

Furthermore, buying wallpaper from a camel sight unseen was a mistake. I got walls made of heavy red velvet curtains like my house was Ballroom A at the Milwaukee Hilton Garden Inn.