I& #39;m starting to think Tom Nook is a predatory lender.
Moreover, why am in paying for bridges out of my own pocket? To I get to charge the weird horse a toll every time she crosses MY bridge?

No? Then chip in, horse. You too, chicken.
Also, the game wants me to talk to my neighbors, but half the time they& #39;re like "Hmm, you again? Are following me? Ha ha ha [animal pun]." And it makes me want to yell "LOOK MONKEY, I& #39;M ONLY TALKING TO YOU FOR THE MILES!"
I have a variety of issues, is what I& #39;m saying.
That& #39;s not even mentioning the tendency of said neighbors to walk up like, "Here, have a lamp" or whatever. I don& #39;t need a lamp. I have a lamp! Give me a table to put it on it don& #39;t give me a lamp at all, chicken.
Furthermore, buying wallpaper from a camel sight unseen was a mistake. I got walls made of heavy red velvet curtains like my house was Ballroom A at the Milwaukee Hilton Garden Inn.
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