.. if I was just a 1 millionaire, not a 2 millionaire.. and I donated just 10 grand to 1 dude like me (a working hourly guy) to stay home for 3 months.. to slow/stop #covid-19.. I'd be ok with that..

.. and if I was a 2 millionaire and donated 10 g to 2 guys like me... #same #justsaying

.. and if I was a 1 billionaire... that's like a 1,000 millionaires.. but they going to ignore this tweet.. cause it's a guy like me...

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.. think that was impressive..
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Guess I'm going back to work