1.Because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this w/ the microwave and toaster and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.

2.Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will B fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic .

3.And hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ...YES, you guessed it ...pull myself together