PIrate Wrestling Empty Arena Show thread for those that wanna hear this crap. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Nothing says finger on the pulse like Johnny Depp impressions. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Missed opportunity to do a Gold Roger We Are! intro with Vince. #Wrestlemania36
I know Mania runs long, but I am not staying here for 30 hours. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT YOU LET KAIRI GET HER PIRATE SHIT IN. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Great opening match! I can see the Kabuki Warriors getting split, which should happen anyway. I want sweet babyface Kairi back. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
And then Corbin and Elias had a straight forward wrestling match. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Hahahaha, of course. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
They even had Shayna do the sad Incredible Hulk. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
If you told me 5 years ago that Sami Zayn and Daniel Bryan would wrestle each other at #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> I would hope you would also tell me to not get my hopes up.
"Those aren& #39;t the actions of a god. Those are the actions of a little bitch!!!"

Luffy said the same thing to Eneru. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
"Are we good?" #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
It was a fun match. I& #39;m happy Owens got a moment. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
This is the kind of success you find after winning the coveted Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I want Undertaker to get "Michelle" tattooed on his throat. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
BONEYARDDDD IS READYYYYY!! #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
YOU& #39;VE DONE IT NOWWWWWWW #Wrestlemania36
That is not how you use a shovel. None of you know proper shovel etiquette. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I had an amazing time watching whatever the hell that was. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Night 1 was already better than some of the worst Manias. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Night 2 Boogalo! #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
THIS. IS. MY. BRUTALITY!!!! #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Chill everybody, chillllll. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Time for the main event. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I& #39;m just surprised Randy Orton wears a pear of clothes that isn& #39;t his wrestling gear. #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I knew she was main roster bound! #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Edge vs. Orton is the longest non Iron Match in #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> history. I don& #39;t know about you guys but I felt like they could have cut out the Snack Table Arc, and we wouldn& #39;t have missed anything.
Tamina to Sasha Banks after the Team Bad "Unityyyyyy" secret handshake. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Sasha isn& #39;t knocked out, she& #39;s just recreating what her and Bayley did in the lockeroom at #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> last year.
Here we go, more bollocks! #Wrestlemania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I love this. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
When Animotion& #39;s "Obsession" cued up. #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Well at least they& #39;re sending the crowd home happy.... #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Thank you and goodnight! #WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
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