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Atsushi walked into his bedroom after a terrible day. Nothing had worked, and the nature of his job meant he often got injured. Today being no exception.

He was exhausted. His sour mood was obvious in the dorm. Byakko cuddled up next to Atsushi, hoping to help him relax. He smiled and started to pet the cat. He did is usual nightly ritual, then climbed under the covers with Byakko at the end of the bed.

However sleep didn't come quick. The aftermath of battle left him feeling paranoid. It didn't help that some of his friends joked about some... disturbing things... so to speak. It wasn't like they meant harm, but it didn't make him feel better either.

Once he did fall asleep everything seemed to be worse. He woke up suddenly, unable to move a limb no matter how hard he struggled. Fear rippled through him when he discovered this. He went still when he heard a scraping sound echo in the room.

A large shadow that englufed the room swept across him in a calm manor. The closer it got the clearer he could see the figure was not a shadow, but a person. They had brown hair with chestnut eyes. Black horns stuck out from his scalp and curved around his ears like a ram.

They held a mischievous smirk on their face. Almost mocking him in a way. He stopped right in front of Atsushi's unmoving body, then struck a pose as if he was on stage. This confused the silver haired man, who could only watch as the brunette took out a microphone from

who knows where and began to introduce himself.

"Hello hello everybody! It is I! The sexiest demon alive. DAZAI OSAMU!!!"

A baffled Atsushi could only stay still in shock, before getting fed up and trying to escape his trapped body.

The demon "Dazai" noticed this and pouted dramatically.

"Ah, ah, ah. C'mon Atsushi! I'm hurt," he put on a fake frown and poked the silver hair's head, effectively making him fully unable to move, "... After all, WE'VE ONLY GOTTEN STARTED!!!" Snarling dogs filled the room,

they crept up closer to the paralyzed man, but instead of a ferocious bark only a meek yip came out. One by one all the dogs turned smaller, lastly transforming into kittens with tiny horns on their head. When the kittens yawned, bright fiery lava shot out.

The room soon became engulfed in flame, eating away everything besides the bed and the supposed demon that was doing all of this.

After being scared silly, then realizing nothing had actually hurt at all. He was quickly getting used to everything. A bored look etched his face.

When the lava cleared, Dazai pinched the human's lips creating a zipping motion. Atsushi experimentally opened his mouth.

"Who are you again?"

Dazai stood there shocked. How could a mere human say this? Not know him? After he made such a grand entrance?!

"I told you my name human! I am Dazai Osamu. This infamous demon here to haunt you for the rest of your pitiful life!"

'This guy is full of it.'

Atsushi thought.

'You're so rude!' the demon spoke abruptly. ' And here I was going to go easy on you for the first time.'

Well, that was an interesting turn of events.

'So, you can here my thoughts?'

Dazai put this dumb look while speaking.

'Of course I can!