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People who don't care about wrestling and don't want their timeline spammed, please mute #jayewatchedWWE

I'm gonna watch socially distant and ethically questionable #WrestleMania

Gonna be one ladles, #jayewatchedwwe

Stephanie is this what you wore to Vince's funeral? It's ok to say he's dead, I won't tell. #jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

ARE WE REALLY DOING A FAKE JOHNNY DEPP THIS IS FEAR AND LOATHING IN ORLANDO JESUS CHRIST #jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

Look, if you wanted it to be goofy, get whoever did South Paw instead of Captain Jack Dead Pool. #WrestleMania

#jayewatchedwwe

Joey Janela wants his glasses back Gronk. #jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

I think Kairi just stole feathered shoulders from Charlotte and she gets to keep them because she is a pirate queen.

#jayewatchedwwe #wrestlemania

ASUKA KNOWS REF, FOH #wrestlemania

#jayewatchedwwe

Sami is a breadtube cosplayer versus dbry, a pacific nw libertarian adult swim fan.

I am looking forward to this match and have terrible taste in men. #jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

I kinda like watching Baron Corbin wrestle but why oh why does he keep getting a mic? He's not the sneering jock in an 80s high school comedy he thinks he is.

#jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

"ELIAS IS INDEED HERE"

*audience is completely silent*

Me: would've happened in a capacity stadium...

#jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

Asuka and Kairi lit up a damn empty arena.

Baron and Elias feels so hollow? So made for #WWE2K20? So midcard raw in September?

Why are men? #wwewrestlemania #jayewatchedwwe

the man drives a big rig. I like it, mack.

#jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

had to do some laundry before Lynch v. Baszler but that finish was really compelling.

Something about the emptiness made the submissions seem more intense, the camera gets closer, the reversal seems more fully earned.

I'm happy with it #jayewatchedwwe #WrestleMania

Sami caterwauls like a beat coward. Very committed to the role. #jayewatchedwwe #Wrestlemania36

thinking about this thread from @MithGifs https://twitter.com/MithGifs/status/1246081175463931904

Sami simply will not fight. It's that Shakespearean version of chivalry where cowards think and strategize and speculate and plot. #jayewatchedwwe #Wrestlemania36

https://twitter.com/MithGifs/status/1246081175463931904

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