my HP thread*:
so far i’ve gathered, i’m a muggle

if i put the sorting hat on, will it tell me how to get my shit together

i don’t like the word quaffle

snape is a BITCH

the mirror of erised would send me into a deep depression

malfoy a snitch

Harry Potter is a naughty boy

alright, bustin our the white claw and starting #2

out shit

honestly i really relate to dobby banging his head into the dresser over and over

ron’s dad cool af he said oh you snuck out how’d it go

pixies are the locusts of harry potter

lockhart would suck his own dick if he could reach it

dobby is such a man, he’s like ok i’m going to ruin everything for you but please don’t be mad at me!