RUH

Dad got a new healthcare worker (tell us where she's from)
Cop got a quirky psychic worker (refers to mom as 'mum')

She has a British accent (She came from overseas)
Though she'll tell the Cranes to get bent (mocking her recipes)

Oh her family sitch is "drinking in a patriarchal hell"
Then she wonders how long Niles will be wed to Mel
Daphne Moooon
Shes a licensed caregiver(Daphne Moon Daphne Moon Daphne Moon)
Daphne Moon
Poor soul has to vacuum, Martys big green chair(Daphne Moon Daphne Moon Daphne Moon

Oh, she loves Niles so
She hates her mother Gertrude
Fras hid in room
Then he saw her in the nude