Parents! I have important news! My kid asked if he could dig a hole in the backyard and I sort of grunted so he took that as a yes and he hasn’t bugged me for AN HOUR. A whole hour!
The lawn is ruined forever but, hey, an hour is an hour. This counts as a win.
The lawn is ruined forever but, hey, an hour is an hour. This counts as a win.
Oh. I had hopes he was developing an interest in archaeology but he just shouted through the window that he’s “looking for drugs”.
Whatever. It’s still wholesome parenting.
Whatever. It’s still wholesome parenting.
Update: extremely muddy child has returned from his excavations. He found nothing but is content. @Shazia_Donachie emerged from a nap and reacted in horror at the mess.
This has been a massive success.
This has been a massive success.
Further update: the hole is now a trap, complete with spikes. I continue to stand by my earlier decisions.