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Carlos:
• “Straight” and “discreet.”
• Makes all the moves.
• Flirts with other people in front of you.
• Calls you “pal” or “bud.”
• “No homo.”
• “Straight” and “discreet.”
• Makes all the moves.
• Flirts with other people in front of you.
• Calls you “pal” or “bud.”
• “No homo.”
Leon:
• Bossy power bottom.
• “Loves” you after a day.
• Sends flowers.
• Loud and Proud.
• Organised an RPD group to march in Raccoon Pride.
• High maintenance.
• Will fight you for the sake of a drama.
• Bossy power bottom.
• “Loves” you after a day.
• Sends flowers.
• Loud and Proud.
• Organised an RPD group to march in Raccoon Pride.
• High maintenance.
• Will fight you for the sake of a drama.
Chris:
• Keeps you guessing.
• Always has to reschedule because he wants to hang out with his sister.
• His sister is your new best friend.
• Vers AF
• Looks tough bit is actually sensitive.
• Romantic.
• Likes to cuddle.
• The best sex.
• Keeps you guessing.
• Always has to reschedule because he wants to hang out with his sister.
• His sister is your new best friend.
• Vers AF
• Looks tough bit is actually sensitive.
• Romantic.
• Likes to cuddle.
• The best sex.
Wesker:
• Definite top.
• Likes leather and rubber.
• Is into some weird shit.
• Will definitely tie you up.
• Will turn you into a zombie.
• Basically Dahmer 2.0
• Definite top.
• Likes leather and rubber.
• Is into some weird shit.
• Will definitely tie you up.
• Will turn you into a zombie.
• Basically Dahmer 2.0
Piers:
• Sugar baby
• Desperate
• Stalks his sugar daddy.
• High maintenance
• Over dramatic.
• Will die for true love.
• Sugar baby
• Desperate
• Stalks his sugar daddy.
• High maintenance
• Over dramatic.
• Will die for true love.
Barry:
• DILF
• Married with kids.
• Looking for fun.
• Is actually really boring.
• Cries after sex and calls you a f*ggot
• DILF
• Married with kids.
• Looking for fun.
• Is actually really boring.
• Cries after sex and calls you a f*ggot
Nikolai:
• Abusive.
• Doesn’t take “no” for an answer.
• Filthy pervert.
• Shoots prematurely.
• Thinks he’s God’s gift.
• Abusive.
• Doesn’t take “no” for an answer.
• Filthy pervert.
• Shoots prematurely.
• Thinks he’s God’s gift.
Ethan:
• Boy next door.
• Totally generic.
• Good with his hands.
• Enjoys VR POV porn.
• Will sneak into your house.
• Your dad hates him.
• Boy next door.
• Totally generic.
• Good with his hands.
• Enjoys VR POV porn.
• Will sneak into your house.
• Your dad hates him.
Mr. X:
• Will stalk you forever.
• Into body building.
• Literally thick AF.
• No personality.
• Actually a bit scary.
• Likes to donkey punch.
• Nothing beats the way he grabs you and throws you passionately up the wall.
• Will stalk you forever.
• Into body building.
• Literally thick AF.
• No personality.
• Actually a bit scary.
• Likes to donkey punch.
• Nothing beats the way he grabs you and throws you passionately up the wall.
Alfred:
• Camp as tits.
• Professional drag queen.
• Has a “private residence” so he “can accom.”
• Another who drops all plans for his sister.
• Has a military fetish.
• Camp as tits.
• Professional drag queen.
• Has a “private residence” so he “can accom.”
• Another who drops all plans for his sister.
• Has a military fetish.
Steve:
• Seemed decent online. Weirdo IRL.
• Latches on and won’t let go.
• Came out of nowhere.
• Is a lot older than he acts.
• Suddenly you’re married with a house and a baby and a dog and you agreed to none of it.
• Seemed decent online. Weirdo IRL.
• Latches on and won’t let go.
• Came out of nowhere.
• Is a lot older than he acts.
• Suddenly you’re married with a house and a baby and a dog and you agreed to none of it.
Brad:
• Super cute but really dull.
• Likes being called “Dad” because it rhymes with Brad.
• Makes awful dad jokes.
• Has a helicopter.
• Says he’ll be there for you but never is.
• Super cute but really dull.
• Likes being called “Dad” because it rhymes with Brad.
• Makes awful dad jokes.
• Has a helicopter.
• Says he’ll be there for you but never is.
Marvin:
• Total DILF.
• Will protect you no matter what.
• Would die for you.
• Great at throwing surprise parties.
• Is actually just a stripper in a police costume.
• Total DILF.
• Will protect you no matter what.
• Would die for you.
• Great at throwing surprise parties.
• Is actually just a stripper in a police costume.
Kendo:
• Loves his second amendment rights more than you.
• Has his own business.
• Republican.
• Hates f*gs.
• Just calls for discreet phone sex.
• Loves his second amendment rights more than you.
• Has his own business.
• Republican.
• Hates f*gs.
• Just calls for discreet phone sex.
Krauser:
• Absolute filth.
• Has an onlyfans.
• Fucked all the boys when he was in the army.
• Will cut a bitch.
• Butch on the streets, bitch in the sheets!
• Loves to get VERY rough and be smacked around.
• Absolute filth.
• Has an onlyfans.
• Fucked all the boys when he was in the army.
• Will cut a bitch.
• Butch on the streets, bitch in the sheets!
• Loves to get VERY rough and be smacked around.
Jack:
• Definitely didn’t shower before you came over.
• Wants to *smash you* with his giant weapon.
• Can’t cook for shit but will hack you to pieces and eat your intestines anyway.
• Definitely didn’t shower before you came over.
• Wants to *smash you* with his giant weapon.
• Can’t cook for shit but will hack you to pieces and eat your intestines anyway.
Jake:
• Wannabe bad boy.
• Likes a bit of rough.
• Stars in chav porn.
• Daddy issues.
• No fats.
• No femmes.
• No Asians (after what happened in Japan)
• ItS jUsT a PrEfErEnCe.
• Wannabe bad boy.
• Likes a bit of rough.
• Stars in chav porn.
• Daddy issues.
• No fats.
• No femmes.
• No Asians (after what happened in Japan)
• ItS jUsT a PrEfErEnCe.
Nemesis:
• Masc4Masc
• Dom top.
• Likes the chase.
• Woud tear the world apart to find you.
• Chokes you with his large appendage.
• S.T.A.R.S.
• Masc4Masc
• Dom top.
• Likes the chase.
• Woud tear the world apart to find you.
• Chokes you with his large appendage.
• S.T.A.R.S.
Brian:
• Older than he said online.
• Uses escorts and rent boys all the time.
• Voted Leave.
• Gets violent without being provoked.
• Has a man locked in his basement.
• Into necrophilia.
• Older than he said online.
• Uses escorts and rent boys all the time.
• Voted Leave.
• Gets violent without being provoked.
• Has a man locked in his basement.
• Into necrophilia.
William:
• Problematic past but isn’t the man he used to be.
• Only has eyes for you.
• Has a softer side that not many see.
• Once he’s done bashing you with his pole you won’t be able to walk for weeks.
• Force feeds you his babies.
• Makes you pregnant.
• Problematic past but isn’t the man he used to be.
• Only has eyes for you.
• Has a softer side that not many see.
• Once he’s done bashing you with his pole you won’t be able to walk for weeks.
• Force feeds you his babies.
• Makes you pregnant.
HUNK:
• Lives up to his name.
• Is into some weird stuff but somehow makes it seem normal.
• Is tough as hell and great in a crisis.
• Works hard. Plays harder.
• Proves you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover.
• The hottest guy you’ll ever meet under his work uniform
• Lives up to his name.
• Is into some weird stuff but somehow makes it seem normal.
• Is tough as hell and great in a crisis.
• Works hard. Plays harder.
• Proves you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover.
• The hottest guy you’ll ever meet under his work uniform
Tofu:
• Is totally useless.
• Won’t go anywhere without a hat.
• Is clumsy as hell.
• Nobody likes them.
• They’re just gross.
• Is totally useless.
• Won’t go anywhere without a hat.
• Is clumsy as hell.
• Nobody likes them.
• They’re just gross.
James Marcus:
• Annoying.
• Only cares about his creepy pet leeches.
• Into conspiracy theories.
• Thinks he’s Jesus because he “came back from the dead.”
• Will bleed you dry and leave you.
• Annoying.
• Only cares about his creepy pet leeches.
• Into conspiracy theories.
• Thinks he’s Jesus because he “came back from the dead.”
• Will bleed you dry and leave you.
Parker:
• Has one shower a week.
• Lives in his mum’s basement.
• Is a self-titled “nice guy.”
• Member of the LGB Alliance.
• Supports Trump.
• Wears a fedora on a first date.
• Hates being gay and went to conversion therapy three times.
• Has one shower a week.
• Lives in his mum’s basement.
• Is a self-titled “nice guy.”
• Member of the LGB Alliance.
• Supports Trump.
• Wears a fedora on a first date.
• Hates being gay and went to conversion therapy three times.
Bruce:
• Peaked in 2003.
• Was in a band.
• Has has plastic surgery to try and keep his looks.
• Stuck in the past.
• Charming and funny.
• A kind, caring DILF.
• Completely under-appreciated and deserves more love.
• Peaked in 2003.
• Was in a band.
• Has has plastic surgery to try and keep his looks.
• Stuck in the past.
• Charming and funny.
• A kind, caring DILF.
• Completely under-appreciated and deserves more love.
Billy:
• Bad boy through and through.
• Misunderstood.
• Independent.
• Likes handcuffs and being mildly kinky.
• Likes to flip-flop.
• The best sex you’ll ever have.
• Will leave without saying goodbye.
• Definitely a heartbreaker.
• Bad boy through and through.
• Misunderstood.
• Independent.
• Likes handcuffs and being mildly kinky.
• Likes to flip-flop.
• The best sex you’ll ever have.
• Will leave without saying goodbye.
• Definitely a heartbreaker.
Luis:
• A sex pest.
• Perverted.
• Weirdly sexy in 2004.
• Seems to know too much about you.
• Online stalker.
• Probably a catfish.
• A sex pest.
• Perverted.
• Weirdly sexy in 2004.
• Seems to know too much about you.
• Online stalker.
• Probably a catfish.
Salazar:
• Size Queen.
• Has anger problems.
• Pocket Rocket.
• Has creepy slaves that he will set on you if he doesn’t get his way.
• Spoiled bitch.
• Has a castle that you will never leave.
• Size Queen.
• Has anger problems.
• Pocket Rocket.
• Has creepy slaves that he will set on you if he doesn’t get his way.
• Spoiled bitch.
• Has a castle that you will never leave.
Tyrell:
• Shows up when you need him most.
• Reliable.
• Stunning and brave.
• Lovely but forgettable.
• The one night stand that makes you think “I wonder what they’re up to now.”
• Shows up when you need him most.
• Reliable.
• Stunning and brave.
• Lovely but forgettable.
• The one night stand that makes you think “I wonder what they’re up to now.”
Dr. Salvador:
• Lied online.
• Is definitely NOT a Doctor.
• Lives in a creepy village.
• Is 100% a Craigslist killer.
• Keeps coming back for more.
• You’re not his first and you won’t be his last.
• Lied online.
• Is definitely NOT a Doctor.
• Lives in a creepy village.
• Is 100% a Craigslist killer.
• Keeps coming back for more.
• You’re not his first and you won’t be his last.
Kevin:
• Fuckboy.
• Is dating several guys at once.
• Tells them all he loves them.
• Player and serial cheater.
• Has all the talk but is shit in bed.
• Fuckboy.
• Is dating several guys at once.
• Tells them all he loves them.
• Player and serial cheater.
• Has all the talk but is shit in bed.
Mark:
• Is really sweet and funny.
• Will look after you.
• Loves cuddles.
• Likes to go for coffee and donuts as a first date.
• Doesn’t rush things.
• Can is his influence to get you into all the best parties.
• Is really sweet and funny.
• Will look after you.
• Loves cuddles.
• Likes to go for coffee and donuts as a first date.
• Doesn’t rush things.
• Can is his influence to get you into all the best parties.
George:
• Rich daddy.
• Works in medicine.
• Will fly you around the world.
• Has has multiple husbands.
• Is as intelligent as he is hot.
• Would rather spend an afternoon at the museum than a night clubbing.
• At home he’s dull and the sex is boring.
• Rich daddy.
• Works in medicine.
• Will fly you around the world.
• Has has multiple husbands.
• Is as intelligent as he is hot.
• Would rather spend an afternoon at the museum than a night clubbing.
• At home he’s dull and the sex is boring.
Jim:
• Virgin.
• Compulsive liar.
• Tells everyone he’s a Dom top but they all know it’s a lie.
• Superstitious and relies on coin flips to make decisions.
• Will judge you on your star sign.
• Guaranteed to make you laugh.
• Virgin.
• Compulsive liar.
• Tells everyone he’s a Dom top but they all know it’s a lie.
• Superstitious and relies on coin flips to make decisions.
• Will judge you on your star sign.
• Guaranteed to make you laugh.
David:
• Dark and mysterious.
• Will spontaneously drag you in the cleaning cupboard for a quickie.
• Great sex.
• Will fix things around the house for free.
• Not afraid to get dirty.
• Keeps you wanting more.
• Total keeper once you’ve finally made it official.
• Dark and mysterious.
• Will spontaneously drag you in the cleaning cupboard for a quickie.
• Great sex.
• Will fix things around the house for free.
• Not afraid to get dirty.
• Keeps you wanting more.
• Total keeper once you’ve finally made it official.
