Been thinking a lot about the time me and a pal took the £9 15 hour megabus to Amsterdam

We went overnight and it was packed. An hour in, the kid in front of me did the worst fart of all time. I yelled and ran to the back of the bus (leaving my friend, every man for themselves) causing people to panic and think something terrible had happened (tbf it had)

When I returned to my seat I told him he needed to see a doctor and his family laughed at me.

In Amsterdam me and my friend decided we wanted to try fun brownies. We got a muffin from a shop ate it and waited an hour. It did not kick in. We then decided after two hours we were going to smoke, went to a different coffee shop - still sober. Then went to another.

Tbf we were buying the cheapest stuff but we must have been the only people who went to Amsterdam and couldn’t get high.

Aside from that we saw all the lovely tourist sites. We also missed the baked Alaska fiasco on bake off which was seemed like salt in our unbaked wounds

On the bus back (overnight again) we got stopped somewhere in the countryside around France / Belgium by police

The police got us all off and asked each and everyone one of us “where is your hashish???”

There was a police dog there that kept rolling around. I thought, man we’re all gonna smell funky right now as we’re on a megabus back from Amsterdam so u can’t trust the dog

There was a random bag of sandwiches the dog took an interest in and the police were like “who’s is this! Who’s is this!” ... no one would own up

Eventually the police gave up and let up all back on the coach. We missed the ferry back to Dover and had to wait 2 hours for the next one. I lied down on the floor of the cafeteria to sleep

We arrived to London at 7am, rather than 3am and I went straight to work as a tour guide