one more day then two days off

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">MERCY
today& #39;s song is faith & victory in the face of uncertain times https://open.spotify.com/track/5JN70TFrbjjHVJkKfSXlAn?si=I3ctVhc8SDGYNJWPPudCDA">https://open.spotify.com/track/5JN...
it& #39;s also Appels + Oranjes by Smashing Pumpkins
I& #39;ve been preparing for this my entire life
I& #39;m ready

oh you thought I was a simple grocery store worker
and not a Fox Chaos Demon Goddess in uncomfortable human form
the new Mike looks like a Tom
but I shouldn& #39;t call him Tom
bc that& #39;s not his name, but also the new sommelier& #39;s name is Tom
and that would just be confusing
I just rolled out a uboat full of toilet paper & customers started clapping & cheering https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
long meetings now about screening people in the coming weeks
and what it could all turn into later
but you know
I& #39;m gonna keep my chin up
protect my people as best as I can
never... thought this would be in my job description
oh my gosh I have a whole crew under my direction
my dairy guy just came over & asked if he could help out with the grocery load https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
yes! I have enough for everyone & this will allow me to get other important things done! ah!
just walked by a guy loudly repeating back to someone on the phone the things he needed to pick up: "GARLIC BREAD. SPAGHETTI. PASTA SAUCE. CESARIAN SALAD DRESSING."

he said cesarian

out loud

earnestly
SOMEONE UP IN THE AUDIO CONTROL ROOM KNOCKED THE STORE AUDIO TO FULL VOLUME

which is a LOT

AND INCREDIBLY STARTLING
I was taking a 2 litre soda from the wine department where it was left on the floor (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">) & when it was over I walked up to the front end & the entire crew in the front burst into laughter saying "oh no! poor Stasia!" and I realised I was clutching that 2 litre to my chest
my emotional support 2 litre generic house brand cola
some *grits teeth* lady walked right out in front of my incredibly heavy & hard to stop uboat, turned her nose up at me when I glared at her as I literally screeched to a halt
when I walked back to grab my garbage barge, she was standing in front of the meat taking a selfie
incident countered almost immediately by a tiny Jewish lady who I helped find manischewitz for Passover, who was so happy I found it for her she shared with me her favourite recipe using matzo crackers
I love her & I& #39;m thankful
YES NEUTRON DANCE

and it& #39;s still CRANKED a bit from the audio room incident from earlier
I am stocking funfetti & rocking the fuck OUT
I keep laughing bc whoever fucked with the audio turned the music up significantly, & all the pre-recorded health announcements are so low you can barely hear
there& #39;s just a quiet moment, then the muted but just registering voice of our pharmacist cheerily saying "and stay safe!"
I want to take a moment here to thank each of you who liked my damn selfie at the start of this thread

toss a coin to your... witch
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