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the Kevin
- aka stalker kid
- will not take no for an answer
- asked me out freshman year
- will not take no for an answer
- corners you on the bus to ask you out again so youll get so desperate to not be late that you say yes
- even though you already said no
- aka stalker kid
- will not take no for an answer
- asked me out freshman year
- will not take no for an answer
- corners you on the bus to ask you out again so youll get so desperate to not be late that you say yes
- even though you already said no
- dont worry guys, his plan failed
- writes a whole ass two page letter begging for forgiveness
- stares at you during class
- randomly starts saying good morning (youre not friends, you were partners. ONCE)
- goes to guidance because hes too attracted to you
- writes a whole ass two page letter begging for forgiveness
- stares at you during class
- randomly starts saying good morning (youre not friends, you were partners. ONCE)
- goes to guidance because hes too attracted to you
The Ronald
- aka creepy kid
- never really did much tbh hes just really creepy
- was your partner in class once
- yes he has a crush on you now
- you panic everytime he comes near
- calls you a nickname you hate
- tries to insert himself in your friend group
- aka creepy kid
- never really did much tbh hes just really creepy
- was your partner in class once
- yes he has a crush on you now
- you panic everytime he comes near
- calls you a nickname you hate
- tries to insert himself in your friend group
- tries to ask you out but a mutual friend said thats not a good idea
- still creeps me out tbh
- lowkey a sleeze
- even your other friends think hes creepy
- still creeps me out tbh
- lowkey a sleeze
- even your other friends think hes creepy
The Matt
- asks out one of your friends on valentines day (who has a boyfriend. Which he knows. )
- asks out your other friend as a rebound
- seems fine but please do worry, he& #39;s biding his time
- asks out 1st friend again to homecoming (her and bf broke up)
- asks out one of your friends on valentines day (who has a boyfriend. Which he knows. )
- asks out your other friend as a rebound
- seems fine but please do worry, he& #39;s biding his time
- asks out 1st friend again to homecoming (her and bf broke up)
- he agrees to just going as friends
- asks her out in front of her whole family to pressure her into saying yes
- when she reiterates the friend part he throws a hissy fit and ditches her
- never took her to the dance
- we arent friends anymore
- asks her out in front of her whole family to pressure her into saying yes
- when she reiterates the friend part he throws a hissy fit and ditches her
- never took her to the dance
- we arent friends anymore
The Other Matt
- aka smelly kid
- smells
- like dear gods its bad
- smells like he hasnt take a shower in a year
- which is weird because he lives in a rich neighborhood
- emo
- ass crack is always showing
- aka smelly kid
- smells
- like dear gods its bad
- smells like he hasnt take a shower in a year
- which is weird because he lives in a rich neighborhood
- emo
- ass crack is always showing
- will sweat on you and be all up in your personal space if you get unlucky enough to sit next to him on the bus
- dear gods he smells
- dear gods he smells
The Griffin
- aka the arrogant asshole
- i may have spelled his name wrong but tbh i dont care
- thinks hes superior to everyone
- talks like a pompous idiot
- WILL continuously mock you for anything really
- the main one is for being a kpop fan
- even though hes a weeb
- aka the arrogant asshole
- i may have spelled his name wrong but tbh i dont care
- thinks hes superior to everyone
- talks like a pompous idiot
- WILL continuously mock you for anything really
- the main one is for being a kpop fan
- even though hes a weeb
- tbh im kinda convinced that he was jealous that my freshman English teacher liked my work better
- you kinda wanted to be friends in middle school but then you got to know him
- dear gods i hate this kid
- idk how he ended up so much of an a hole when his brother is great
- you kinda wanted to be friends in middle school but then you got to know him
- dear gods i hate this kid
- idk how he ended up so much of an a hole when his brother is great
- followed you on insta for some reason
- idk why
- an overly smug a hole
- the kind of kid to say x kpop boy looked like a girl/ is gay
- idk why
- an overly smug a hole
- the kind of kid to say x kpop boy looked like a girl/ is gay
The Nick
- fuck Nick
- honestly
- he doesnt even get an aka, his aka is just fuck nick
- sexually harassed like half the female cast of the musical
- including ones with boyfriends
- im pretty sure one if them was a college freshman
- sent unsolicited nudes
- fuck Nick
- honestly
- he doesnt even get an aka, his aka is just fuck nick
- sexually harassed like half the female cast of the musical
- including ones with boyfriends
- im pretty sure one if them was a college freshman
- sent unsolicited nudes
- got pissed when they werent turned on
- literally he belongs on @/sheratesdogs
- lowkey a predator
- wouldnt be surprised if he becomes a pedo
- got pissed when his best friend called him out for it
- scared of me, and still asked me out a few times
- literally he belongs on @/sheratesdogs
- lowkey a predator
- wouldnt be surprised if he becomes a pedo
- got pissed when his best friend called him out for it
- scared of me, and still asked me out a few times
- had a thing for his best friends girlfriend and even asked her out while they were dating
- begged for forgiveness two years later from best friend, apologizing for having a thing for his gf
- but not for sexually harassing anyone
- oh no thats too far
- begged for forgiveness two years later from best friend, apologizing for having a thing for his gf
- but not for sexually harassing anyone
- oh no thats too far
- Italian
- and really obsessed with it
- hes like an Italyboo even though hes Italian
- tbh he could be making that up
- very obsessed with the Italian mafia
- im pretty sure its his dream job
- thinks bike chains as neckalaces are cool
- gets pissed when you tell him they arent
- and really obsessed with it
- hes like an Italyboo even though hes Italian
- tbh he could be making that up
- very obsessed with the Italian mafia
- im pretty sure its his dream job
- thinks bike chains as neckalaces are cool
- gets pissed when you tell him they arent
- did i mention hes obsessed with being Italian
- like well be talking about something else and suddenly its about the Italian mafia
- and they call me weird for being a kpop stan
- fuck Nick
- dont worry his best friend said no to being friends again
- like well be talking about something else and suddenly its about the Italian mafia
- and they call me weird for being a kpop stan
- fuck Nick
- dont worry his best friend said no to being friends again
The Mr. McDaniels
- aka your 8th grade science teacher
- rubbed you the wrong way
- would always touch you on the shoulder or like tower over you
- you were a favourite. its creepy
- implied he had been previously looking at a girls boobs
- after he pulled down said girls shirt
- aka your 8th grade science teacher
- rubbed you the wrong way
- would always touch you on the shoulder or like tower over you
- you were a favourite. its creepy
- implied he had been previously looking at a girls boobs
- after he pulled down said girls shirt
- and told her "you gave a pink bra"
- had a wife and kids
- thankfully he got fired
- the whole class threw thier papers in the air when they found out, it was like some high school musical shit or something
- had a wife and kids
- thankfully he got fired
- the whole class threw thier papers in the air when they found out, it was like some high school musical shit or something
The Ritz Cracker
- aka your assistant principal
- an ass hole to all the kids
- got aressted for having sex with a minor
- a really young boy to be exact (like 7 or 8 i believe)
- after they searched his office they found loads of child porn on his computers SCHOOL computers
- aka your assistant principal
- an ass hole to all the kids
- got aressted for having sex with a minor
- a really young boy to be exact (like 7 or 8 i believe)
- after they searched his office they found loads of child porn on his computers SCHOOL computers
i might add more later, there sure as hell are a lot of weird dudes at my school
@BraedenKirby you better not do anything to get yourself on this list
